[Voice / Action]

[justicereigns]

Age is just a number. 34. 35. Close enough, right?

[There's a drunk slur to his words followed by the clink of rocks being stacked and summarily falling over.]

Damn it! These rocks are defective. [As opposed to functional rocks?] Tashigi!

[....] Oh right. She's not here. Tch. Maybe a whole rum cake wasn't such a great idea after all.

[This has been a public service announcement. Don't drink and post folks. Anyone looking to find our drunk White Hunter might find him stomping around the dark, looking for non-defective... rocks. He's also carrying around a bottle of Rhum brand rum. And he's a prime target for messing with. Happy Birthday Smoker.]

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[Voice]

[justicereigns]

I'm outside. Where are you again?

[Voice]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

OUTSIDE. [Yep. This is getting somewhere, definitely.]

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

In the forest? Near the fountain? Or are you just hiding like a coward?

[Voice]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

I WOULD NEVER HIDE! I AM EN ROUTE TO THE FOUNTAIN.

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

Fine. I'll be there. Now shut up.

[Voice]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

I REFUSE TO SHUT UP UNTIL YOU GET HERE! [Mind games!]

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

You'll shut up if I tell you to!

[Against a drunk Smoker... XD It's like kicking a kitten... who just bites and claws and hisses back. So not coherent.]

[Voice]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

I STILL REFUSE!

[And that is precisely what Robo-Ky wants to do! Or something like that. Maybe. Perhaps...]

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

Then go to hell!

[So circular.]

[Voice]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

NO, THANK YOU.

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

Tch. I don't have time for this. [Forgets about the fountain, where are his rocks?]

[Voice]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

THEN STOP WASTING MY TIME!

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME!

[Voice]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE WASTING MINE!

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

NO YOU!

[Voice]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

I'M THE ONE WAITING FOR YOU TO ARRIVE!

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

I'm here.

Aren't I?

I think so. No wait. No water. Fine! I'm coming!! [Grumps along.]

[Voice]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

DON'T WASTE MY TIME ANYMORE! [He's beginning to get bored and kind of wants to punt a small animal or something. ):]

[Voice / Action]

[justicereigns]

[Jeez be more like Boa Hancock or something.]

Fine I'm here!

The hell kind of armor is that?

[Action]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[Damn right he will.]

DON'T INSULT ME LIKE THAT! THIS IS MY SKIN! [Or casing. Whichever.]

[Action]

[justicereigns]

[Kicking puppies and baby seals! You fiend!]

Oh. Well, whatever. [Although smacking metal with metal might not produce as much pain as he'd hoped. Darn.]

[Action]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[He can be dented, if that helps.] ARE YOU PREPARED TO FACE ME?

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[justicereigns]

[If nothing else, Smoker will probably just shift to smoke and drunkenly stumble-ish and smack the ground. :| It will be epic battle! Obviously.]

BRING IT ON PUNK!

[Action]

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[Why is there smoke. Is he overheating.] COME ON!

[Action]

[justicereigns]

[Yes.]

No you! Don't tell me what to do! [Worst fight sequence, ever.]