[A beat. Sure, he might be tempted to say "pirate" but he can do his own dirty work, however; and he wouldn't feel right having someone else do it for him. Besides, she already works for Sanji so feh...]
Help, danger, attack, hurt, dying.
Obviously it'll take fine-tuning to filter out the hyperbole, or metaphors, or more inane discussions, but just something that can do that for the posts, rather than the comments, should be a good start. Maybe something that trips all the words at once.
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[A beat. Sure, he might be tempted to say "pirate" but he can do his own dirty work, however; and he wouldn't feel right having someone else do it for him. Besides, she already works for Sanji so feh...]
Help, danger, attack, hurt, dying.
Obviously it'll take fine-tuning to filter out the hyperbole, or metaphors, or more inane discussions, but just something that can do that for the posts, rather than the comments, should be a good start. Maybe something that trips all the words at once.