Ugh, I knoooow, right? And yet Will is always talking about how I have to do this or do that and it's such a bother. Not that I mind when it's him telling me because his gaze is like a dagger to the heart, but-- [nfufu oh will~]

Yes, I suppose that is why I'm here. To get to the bottom of this "unnatural life" thing. I'm sure the Bureau shall want to know about it.