Reindeer. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen. They have antlers, because they're flying reindeer.
Yes, we get everywhere even underwater and space. But I have to use help. Except for the smokestacks. [Mildly proud because fuck it, at least there's something he can tell the truth about.] I can just handle the smoke on my own.
And I have advanced technology that lets me slow down time around me so I can get everywhere, and I have a lot of elves to help. [Points at the elf.] They help me keep track of the worlds and people. The list is shrunk, just like the magic bag shrinks down really big presents so I can carry them all.
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Yes, we get everywhere even underwater and space. But I have to use help. Except for the smokestacks. [Mildly proud because fuck it, at least there's something he can tell the truth about.] I can just handle the smoke on my own.
And I have advanced technology that lets me slow down time around me so I can get everywhere, and I have a lot of elves to help. [Points at the elf.] They help me keep track of the worlds and people. The list is shrunk, just like the magic bag shrinks down really big presents so I can carry them all.