I'm not doing anything. How arrogant do you have to be to think I'd want to stick around you for another second?

And ladies don't carouse around with pirates in bars. It's simple. You want respect from a marine? Don't be a pirate.

Tch. Since apparently I'm the bigger man [You know, physically and metaphorically.] I'll take the initiative to leave until you're done. [So he turns to storm off.... and he can't move either.]