[At the moment, Smoker is counting in his head. Then reciting names of criminals. And their crimes. The man needs a hobby.]
[And finally the sheer point that there are so many better things he could do with his damn time is starting to make him twitchy. But the price is kissing a pirate.]
[Action]
[And finally the sheer point that there are so many better things he could do with his damn time is starting to make him twitchy. But the price is kissing a pirate.]
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[Surely Christmas will be over soon.]