[It's a testament to Smoker's suffering that Firo doesn't even consider suggesting something ridiculous to mess with him. That would just be too cruel.]

Well, I guess you could deliver presents to a lotta kids, like how you said you were gonna give candy canes to that one girl. That's what Santa's supposed to do, right? So if you do all that they won't need to mess with you like this anymore.

[Not that they need an excuse, but he's trying to be optimistic.]