[HE WISHES HE WAS AS BRAVE/BOLD AS HE COULD BE WITH FAYE.]
[But he's not. And for a brief minute he wonders if he just actually LIKES Portgas more, so there's more to lose with scaring him, and with Faye, he already stepped aside for 3 different guys who fell flat. That's funny, isn't it? He stepped aside for Faye, and only up to the plate when everyone else fucked up... and he doesn't even want to let anyone else TRY with Portgas.]
[WTF IS THAT ABOUT?!]
[He finishes the rum.]
[EYES PORTGAS.]
[It's not that he thinks with his dick. He doesn't.]
[Stupid fucking pirate.]
[Smoker doesn't think with his cock, but fuck if he remembers what they were talking about. Namur? Work? Jobs? Whatever it was, it was clear Portgas was distracting him. AND IT WORKED.]
[All right fine. But Smoker needs to say something. Something cool. And not a lie that would actually hurt the idiot brat like "I wouldn't have fucked you if I'd known you were a virgin" because that would hurt Portgas and make Smoker hate himself, and with Smoker's luck, Portgas would go sleep with someone, regret it, and it'd be Smoker's fault.]
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[But he's not. And for a brief minute he wonders if he just actually LIKES Portgas more, so there's more to lose with scaring him, and with Faye, he already stepped aside for 3 different guys who fell flat. That's funny, isn't it? He stepped aside for Faye, and only up to the plate when everyone else fucked up... and he doesn't even want to let anyone else TRY with Portgas.]
[WTF IS THAT ABOUT?!]
[He finishes the rum.]
[EYES PORTGAS.]
[It's not that he thinks with his dick. He doesn't.]
[Stupid fucking pirate.]
[Smoker doesn't think with his cock, but fuck if he remembers what they were talking about. Namur? Work? Jobs? Whatever it was, it was clear Portgas was distracting him. AND IT WORKED.]
[All right fine. But Smoker needs to say something. Something cool. And not a lie that would actually hurt the idiot brat like "I wouldn't have fucked you if I'd known you were a virgin" because that would hurt Portgas and make Smoker hate himself, and with Smoker's luck, Portgas would go sleep with someone, regret it, and it'd be Smoker's fault.]
[Fucking fantastic.]
[All right.]
What kind of virginity are you hoping I'll take?
[..................................................................]
[THAT WAS NOT IT!!!!]
[THAT WAS NOT THE RIGHT RESPONSE!!!!!!]
[EGGING PORTGAS ON IS NEVER THE RIGHT THING TO DO. NOT EVER!!!!]
[If Smoker could time travel in his own timeline... he'd beat the absolute shit out of himself.]