[Ace's voice is suddenly breathy, he sounds aroused, and he's going to make it so that Smoker can't ignore him or use that damn bolt to distract himself.] And tonight, when I'm done with work, I'm gonna practice for you. Get used to the feeling of having something inside of me. I'm gonna think about what you said, what you used to do to me, and I'm gonna-[There's the sound of a door slamming open, and Marco can be heard barging in, something about fireworks might be able to be sounded out from the overruling noise of Ace freaking the fuck out.

Ace scrambles and shuts off the phone, sliding off of his bed as he does so. Fuck. That wasn't how it was supposed to end. Point to Smoker, this round.]