[This time he's fighting instincts in the reverse way.]
[HIS INSTINCT IS TO NIBBLE PORTGAS' EAR.]
[Annnnnnnd....]
[He has a long list of reasons he's not. Maybe he DID like still can't even THINK the other L-word Faye more than he thought????]
[Fuck.]
[Smoker needs to do SOMETHING though.]
[1) Back to jitte 2) Use a dog as a shield 3) Put Portgas in lap? NO NO NO THIS IS BAD. REJECTED!!! 4) Punch him. -- Also no. He's too cute. Smoker has no heart for it. NONE. Zero. 5) Kiss fuck kill throw in a tree WHY IS HIS MIND GETTING WORSE? IT'S ALL WORSE. AHHH NO.]
[He takes a deep breath.]
[Steals a ball.]
[Throws it to buy time to think and chew HARD on cigars.]
[Words words words words.]
You'd like G5. Every single damn one of them is like you. Even the one that IS 70.
They're all pyros and constantly threatening to set pirates on fire. Drives Tashigi up a wall. Except you were always polite with Tashigi while you were both here. That drove me mad. Because I couldn't hate it.
[Snorts.]
[Steals another ball to throw again. NOT LOOKING AT THE CUTE. WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THE CUTE. JUST MIGHT AS WELL BE TALKING OUT LOUD TO HIMSELF.]
They also came up with stupid nicknames for me often. And they had bigger hearts than they thought. Easily hurt, but they kept on trying. And they flirted a lot.
[CHEWS ON THE CIGARS. GRRR.] And were self-sacrificing dumbasses that made sure to throw Tashigi through the door even though it meant they'd be paralyzed and basically dead -- if Trafalgar and your brother's reindeer doctor hadn't cured them.
no subject
[ARGH.]
[This time he's fighting instincts in the reverse way.]
[HIS INSTINCT IS TO NIBBLE PORTGAS' EAR.]
[Annnnnnnd....]
[He has a long list of reasons he's not. Maybe he DID like
still can't even THINK the other L-wordFaye more than he thought????][Fuck.]
[Smoker needs to do SOMETHING though.]
[1) Back to jitte
2) Use a dog as a shield
3) Put Portgas in lap? NO NO NO THIS IS BAD. REJECTED!!!
4) Punch him. -- Also no. He's too cute. Smoker has no heart for it. NONE. Zero.
5)
Kiss fuck kill throw in a treeWHY IS HIS MIND GETTING WORSE? IT'S ALL WORSE. AHHH NO.][He takes a deep breath.]
[Steals a ball.]
[Throws it to buy time to think and chew HARD on cigars.]
[Words words words words.]
You'd like G5. Every single damn one of them is like you. Even the one that IS 70.
They're all pyros and constantly threatening to set pirates on fire. Drives Tashigi up a wall. Except you were always polite with Tashigi while you were both here. That drove me mad. Because I couldn't hate it.
[Snorts.]
[Steals another ball to throw again. NOT LOOKING AT THE CUTE. WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THE CUTE. JUST MIGHT AS WELL BE TALKING OUT LOUD TO HIMSELF.]
They also came up with stupid nicknames for me often. And they had bigger hearts than they thought. Easily hurt, but they kept on trying. And they flirted a lot.
[CHEWS ON THE CIGARS. GRRR.] And were self-sacrificing dumbasses that made sure to throw Tashigi through the door even though it meant they'd be paralyzed and basically dead -- if Trafalgar and your brother's reindeer doctor hadn't cured them.