Flavored condoms, dildos so you don't have to use your fingers, fuzzy handcuffs, [Thinks.] Oh. Porn. Err, for people who want videos other people fucking. Some wilder shit. Avoid the whips and chains, Portgas. No matter how much you trust me, you start with that and I'll just stick a ball gag in your mouth. They have those too. And anal beads and cock rings and....
[Right this reminds him. THE TALK he promised not to ignore. Cuddles his dumb young pirate. Ex-Pirate. He wondered if he could buy off Portgas' bounty here and if it'd count. Well, it wouldn't because Portgas didn't have one here. So it was a silly moot thought anyway. But slapping Akainu with a fat wad of red bills was a GREAT mental image Smoker is going to hold onto and maybe share.]
Look, some diseases get spread through semen and -- other sexual things. Blood too. Remember how I said if Namur ever picks up something I hated to be in that chain? Yeah. That's how it works. Augustine and Rip are vampires-ish. So diseases like that are different for them, and I don't know how it is for fishmen and mermaids, I think mermaids were weaker to human diseases though, annnnnd Rowan is a wolf, but I don't know what that means for her regeneration or now. But don't count on your logia protecting you. [Points to the scar on his head.] Not even logia can protect you from everything.
You probably know some fishmen and giants don't want to mix blood. Most of it's superstition, but some of it is just... diseases change species to species, and humans spread a lot of disease in sex. Things like condoms help protect against it, all right?
And if me or anyone else ever, ever pushes you to do something you don't like... don't pull some tough guy shit. There's no fucking shame in not liking certain stuff. Or being vanilla. Sex with someone you like is never boring. So if you need to spice it up, it's them, and your relationship with them, not the sex. And sex won't fix that.
[Quiet for a moment... and fuck it. Let's just throw it all at the wall, Smoker figures.]
Tell me honestly, how much does the Daddy thing bother you? Honestly, Portgas.
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[Right this reminds him. THE TALK he promised not to ignore. Cuddles his dumb young pirate. Ex-Pirate. He wondered if he could buy off Portgas' bounty here and if it'd count. Well, it wouldn't because Portgas didn't have one here. So it was a silly moot thought anyway. But slapping Akainu with a fat wad of red bills was a GREAT mental image Smoker is going to hold onto and maybe share.]
Look, some diseases get spread through semen and -- other sexual things. Blood too. Remember how I said if Namur ever picks up something I hated to be in that chain? Yeah. That's how it works. Augustine and Rip are vampires-ish. So diseases like that are different for them, and I don't know how it is for fishmen and mermaids, I think mermaids were weaker to human diseases though, annnnnd Rowan is a wolf, but I don't know what that means for her regeneration or now. But don't count on your logia protecting you. [Points to the scar on his head.] Not even logia can protect you from everything.
You probably know some fishmen and giants don't want to mix blood. Most of it's superstition, but some of it is just... diseases change species to species, and humans spread a lot of disease in sex. Things like condoms help protect against it, all right?
And if me or anyone else ever, ever pushes you to do something you don't like... don't pull some tough guy shit. There's no fucking shame in not liking certain stuff. Or being vanilla. Sex with someone you like is never boring. So if you need to spice it up, it's them, and your relationship with them, not the sex. And sex won't fix that.
[Quiet for a moment... and fuck it. Let's just throw it all at the wall, Smoker figures.]
Tell me honestly, how much does the Daddy thing bother you? Honestly, Portgas.