[Snorts.] Yeah, I'm not suggesting you run out and adopt an entire orphanage already.
[In fact. Don't even talk to the kids and find out that Smoker dresses up as Santa every year for them. DO NOT.]
Like I said, one tomcat, and three dogs, and a feral forge daughter is more than enough for me.
But don't worry if something happens and there's someone you can't let go of. Raising a kid is even easier than commanding a hundred pirates. Or in my case, G5. Wannabe pirates, half marines. All as bratty as you. But no freckles, so I never accidentally fed any of them or would give 'em a key to my liquor. And heart. [Was that last part stupid as hell? Yes. Yes, it was. He doesn't ever care!]
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[Snorts.] Yeah, I'm not suggesting you run out and adopt an entire orphanage already.
[In fact. Don't even talk to the kids and find out that Smoker dresses up as Santa every year for them. DO NOT.]
Like I said, one tomcat, and three dogs, and a feral forge daughter is more than enough for me.
But don't worry if something happens and there's someone you can't let go of. Raising a kid is even easier than commanding a hundred pirates. Or in my case, G5. Wannabe pirates, half marines. All as bratty as you. But no freckles, so I never accidentally fed any of them or would give 'em a key to my liquor. And heart. [Was that last part stupid as hell? Yes. Yes, it was. He doesn't ever care!]