Or maybe you can't handle relationships because you just happen to be an obnoxious asshat.

In any case, I'm not taking romance tips from you ever. For MANY good reasons but that's a rather big one. At the moment the only time I royally fuck things up with her is if I let worries stop me from doing what I want. And if your brain isn't as small as you make it seem, you can probably understand why I would want to pass on that.