[Video] And Now For Something Completely Different

[justicereigns]

[Despite Smoker's fairly infamous aversion to shirts and zipping up his jacket, he's now wearing a long brown trenchcoat and even a fedora. In fact those who know greatinspector might even think it's him, except that he's taller than the sudden hatless Inspector, and smoking two cigars. Speaking of the Inspector, he's standing right by Smoker, wearing the trademark justice jacket and jeans. They give a nod to each other and yell out their respective lines, issuing a challenge to the journal. (Smoker in grey, Inspector in Brown.)]

LUPIN! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

STRAW HAT, I'M PUTTING YOU AWAY!

[And they're off, going their separate ways to hunt down... each other's foes. Let confusion abound! Everyone feel free to gawk, jump in and/or try to stop them. Smoker won't be using his devil fruit (it's not sporting) but Smoker did give Zenigata the seastone cuffs to likewise, give Zenigata a reasonable edge on Luffy. -- Please don't try to take the cuffs, Smoker will intervene if things get too rough, but I'll try to give another chance for pirates to steal his cuffs in the future. -- Neither Luffy nor Lupin ICly know what's going down, but they will be chased with Zenigata trying to "arrest" Luffy and Smoker trying to "arrest" Lupin. Happy (very late) April Fool's everyone!]

Comments

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[redjacketthief]

You're Straw Hat? Hah!

...If you somehow get cuffed, I'm the man in the green jacket. I'll help you out of them.

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[gomugomunopwn]

Eh? The man in the green jacket?

[...]

Ahhhhh! You're that Loop Pen guy aren't you?

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[redjacketthief]

[...This is the guy Smoker compares him to??? Lupin was going to have to exchange words later with the Marine.]

...Pronounced closer to 'Loo-pahn.' It's French.

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[gomugomunopwn]

Oh, French! I think Sanji has some "special moves" that are in French.

Anyway, that guy in the brown coat is pretty confident. Sure you're gonna be able to escape 'em? [He's saying this mostly in a teasing tone!]

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[redjacketthief]

[...He's not even going to ask anymore. He just doesn't care. Instead, he laughs at Luffy's taunt.]

I've been at this game for as long as you've been alive, kid. Neither of them can catch me.

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[gomugomunopwn]

[And he's going to laugh at that as well.]

Hah, longer than I've been alive? Well alright, if you say so. You seem like you got it easy this time though. The guy coming after you looks kinda weak compared to the guy who's on my case! [It could be taken as him giving Lupin's rival a compliment. But in reality he has no idea which one is who and thinks Zenigata is Smoker still.]

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[redjacketthief]

[Lupin's just going to laugh at this. If this kid couldn't tell which one was really his rival, couldn't even notice the sheer difference in height (a whole 2 inches!), then he was going to be at a complete disadvantage.

...he could make this work. Somehow.]

Whatever you say, kid. Tell ya what--wanna meet out by the fountain and swap out? You take brown coat for a bit and I take white coat?

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[gomugomunopwn]

Really!? Ah, I get it! It'll be like an April Fool's prank!

[....yup.]

Alright, ya wanna go meet right now?

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[redjacketthief]

You got it, kid!

[Oh, this was too easy!]

You get moving. I'll be there soon.

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[gomugomunopwn]

See ya there!

[But he might be a liiiittle late Lupin. Probably a certain cop getting in his way and all that.]