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Smoker ([personal profile] justicereigns) wrote2010-02-25 10:23 am

New Yurk Stock Exchange [Video Post]

I don't know what to make of this place. It's got moments of dead quiet and then-- [Cut off by a sudden stampede. Bears and bulls go running by and Smoker just dodges out of the way and climbs onto some high rocks and lets the laptop camera take it in. And then there's more of the stampede with men in business suits carrying briefcases and running desperately out of breath chasing the bulls and bears.] This is completely nuts... shit wait for it. [And then they all come running back again in the other direction they originally came from, the businessman running away from the rampaging bulls and bears.]

[Waits for the dust to settle and sighs.] So I guess the bulls are supposed to be on the stock exchange? In exchange for money or bears I don't know. But apparently something happened and it's all gone to hell. And anytime I lasso those men in suits away from their herd they just babble about needing to chase the bears and bulls and "dollar signs." I have no freaking clue what a dollar is supposed to be. Unless they use sand dollars for currency? I guess I could go dig some up to try to bribe one of them for information.

This is ridiculous. If this is supposed to be a punishment Sengoku, you made your goddamn point. Can I have a real assignment? They don't even have a boss to talk to. Tch. Who the hell wears a tux to deal with bulls? Stupid...

[Walks off back to shore and in the background the stampede starts up again.]

Oh Tsuzuki. Happy Birthday. Is the color okay?

[[ooc: reminder to Smoker's crew to check out the MM_SS crew post so you know what islands we're at. And SUPER EXTRA IMPORTANT REMINDER OF THE 7 SINS PLOT!]]

[identity profile] captain-dame.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
The name fits. How did old me no so many peeple?

OF CORSE NOT!

[identity profile] captain-dame.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
My job is to make friends!?

[identity profile] captain-dame.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Protect? Like stand up for them aganst bullys?

[identity profile] captain-dame.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
But I dont no how to fite! And bullys are scary!

[identity profile] captain-dame.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Reborn?

If I dont let them be scarey will they still be meen?

[identity profile] captain-dame.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
HIM! Hes a baby!

But I cant lock them up... so Ill run away.

[identity profile] captain-dame.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
A teacher?! Aw man I hate skool! Maybe I just wont go anymore.

But if I stay they cood beet me up!

[identity profile] captain-dame.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Moms gunna make me go. Maybe Ill just play sick when I see him.

...

[identity profile] captain-dame.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Wat?! I can try!

I dont care. If Im scared Im running away. I-I dont wanna fight.

[identity profile] captain-dame.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
He was meen!

If I tried to fite them Id probly hurt myself too!

[identity profile] captain-dame.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
He said I wasnt smart! If hes such a good teacher then why didnt I get smartr?

No. That saying isnt a good one!

[identity profile] captain-dame.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
So? That still wasnt a nise thing to sey.

If the coward ran away he wudnt die but if the brave person did hed die.
Of corse not! I wud try to stop them!