[Voice -- Guess who got a 4chan page to kick things off?]

[justicereigns]

This -- THIS IS COMPLETELY DISGUSTING!!!

Who -- WHAT KIND OF TWISTED MIND WOULD CREATE THIS HORROR?!

[You can practically hear the twitching.] There are somethings NO man should be forced to see. I can't even tell which is worse! The ones with Crocodile or the ones with Boa Hancock! The very idea is revolting! And Blackbeard-- eewwwww.... OH GOD GARP THE FIST IS IN THIS TOO?!

[Tone drops to a deadly warning.] Whoever's idea of sick joke this is better start running because when I found you? I got my seastone jitte back and no devil fruit in the world is going to save you.

[Say what's that catchy music? Smoker seems confused by it, and shuts up for a bit to try to find the source before deciding it's the journal and throwing it against the wall.]

Comments

[justicereigns]

Someone's idea of a prank. Ugh. I knew those magazines existed I just didn't think anyone would go to such lengths to draw... [Cuts off into twitching in traumatized horror.]

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[Just a questioning noise. Finish your sentence please!

[justicereigns]

It's just... really disgusting. Worse than seeing Straw-Hat's table manners.

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

...That doesn't explain very much..

[justicereigns]

It was just unexpected.

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

Alright.. [He's not going to explain, is he?]

[justicereigns]

[Not really. She wouldn't get it. And if she did, it'd be corrupting her.]

You're all right though, right?

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[Or it might just confuse her more..]

Yes, I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be..?

[justicereigns]

[Almost definitely.]

I was wondering if this idiot prankster hit anyone else. Narrows down the suspects if it's just me.

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

...Who?

[justicereigns]

Whoever sent me the pictures I did not want.

And from now on, tags will be slow~ movie time~

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

If you don't want them, don't keep them.

np

[justicereigns]

I didn't!

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

H-huh..?

[justicereigns]

I don't keep disgusting things like that!

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

Disgusting..?

[justicereigns]

The worst kind.

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

...

You're still not very good at explaining this.

[justicereigns]

I'm trying to avoid explaining it.

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[ooc: 'this' was supposed to be 'things' aagghh, the movie x_x I blame it]

Why?

[justicereigns]

[ooc: pffft. Close enough. Also it's amusing me that Kohaku is the only one he's kind of calmly talking to instead of screaming.]

Because it would hurt you.

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Well, if he yelled at her, she'd freak out. ;;]

How could a picture hurt me..?

[justicereigns]

[ooc: D: yeah, she sounded scared as it is, so she's the only one calming him down because he doesn't want her to be scared. Especially not of him.]

Remember when I asked you to stay innocent?

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[ooc: She's a calming person~ And who wouldn't get freaked out from all that yelling?]

Yes, of course. But what can a picture do? [You only talked about questions, y'know.]

[justicereigns]

[ooc: a special kind of person~]

There are just some things no one should be forced to see.