[Voice -- Guess who got a 4chan page to kick things off?]

[justicereigns]

This -- THIS IS COMPLETELY DISGUSTING!!!

Who -- WHAT KIND OF TWISTED MIND WOULD CREATE THIS HORROR?!

[You can practically hear the twitching.] There are somethings NO man should be forced to see. I can't even tell which is worse! The ones with Crocodile or the ones with Boa Hancock! The very idea is revolting! And Blackbeard-- eewwwww.... OH GOD GARP THE FIST IS IN THIS TOO?!

[Tone drops to a deadly warning.] Whoever's idea of sick joke this is better start running because when I found you? I got my seastone jitte back and no devil fruit in the world is going to save you.

[Say what's that catchy music? Smoker seems confused by it, and shuts up for a bit to try to find the source before deciding it's the journal and throwing it against the wall.]

Comments

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

You and me both.

[justicereigns]

Sorry Raph. I probably shouldn't have mentioned it.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Nah, no sweat. Heh.

It...It ain't real, right? [Please tell him you don't do shit like that for a hobby. OH GOD.

[justicereigns]

OH LIKE HELL! OF COURSE IT'S NOT!!! NO!

[Annnd that cracking sound? Smoker just punched a hole in the stone wall with his jitte. Mm-hm.]

I HATE THOSE GAFFJRRSGGRRAAWR. [He's just disintegrating into incoherent snarls of fury. FURY.]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Okay! Okay! [Totally trying to yell over the screaming.] Shoot me for askin'. You never know what kinda freaks are around here. You said picture. How was I s'posed to know?

[justicereigns]

[Whimpering sound of AGONY.]

Trust me, no one could have this kind of kink. And they're pirates. THE WORST KIND. Shichibukai. Shichibukai I have a personal grudge again.

I need to kill someone.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

That's seriously messed up. [The whole killing someone feeling? He totally gets that. He has no idea what Shichibukai is, though.] I'd say kill the guy who sent it to ya. He'll come back in a week anyways.

[justicereigns]

If I find out who it is, I am killing him. Painfully. And drawn out.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

He'll be deservin' every minute by the sounds of it.

[justicereigns]

And then some. My only regret in this instance is that I'm not more creative for killing purposes.

[Yeeees... Alcohol. Come to Papa.]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Hey, if ya need any ideas, I can do creative.

[justicereigns]

Oh? Got one already?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Good 'ole standby'd be punctured lung then runnin' them 'til they drown in their own juices. Broken fingers'd be a nice touch, considerin' the crime.

[justicereigns]

I was thinking something far more to the point.

Besides I use blunt weapons only. I'm pretty infamous for brining my pirates in one piece in nets.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I'm more a fan of slice 'n dice. We don't got the luxury of draggin' every scumbag that attacks us to lockup back home.

[justicereigns]

Fair enough. I carry seastone nets back at my home base so the only way it's even a challenge is to keep them in one piece.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[You've explained seastone to him before, but he can't quite remember all the details. He'll just take your word for it.] Well this ain't home, and if you're lookin' to kill somebody the ugly way, draggin' 'em around in nets ain't gonna cut it.

[Eh, enough of that.]

Got any idea who did it?

[justicereigns]

Some. But I'm not about to act until I'm more certain. I'm isolating who else was targeted. If it's just someone from my world, there aren't that many of them here. But if it's some random idiot targeting a bunch of people, I want to make sure I have the right man.