[Voice -- Guess who got a 4chan page to kick things off?]

[justicereigns]

This -- THIS IS COMPLETELY DISGUSTING!!!

Who -- WHAT KIND OF TWISTED MIND WOULD CREATE THIS HORROR?!

[You can practically hear the twitching.] There are somethings NO man should be forced to see. I can't even tell which is worse! The ones with Crocodile or the ones with Boa Hancock! The very idea is revolting! And Blackbeard-- eewwwww.... OH GOD GARP THE FIST IS IN THIS TOO?!

[Tone drops to a deadly warning.] Whoever's idea of sick joke this is better start running because when I found you? I got my seastone jitte back and no devil fruit in the world is going to save you.

[Say what's that catchy music? Smoker seems confused by it, and shuts up for a bit to try to find the source before deciding it's the journal and throwing it against the wall.]

Comments

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

...

Well, she may have a point there.

[justicereigns]

You're not make this any better!

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

[ Laughs. ]

I guess I'm not! Of course, if nothing else, I think I have a foolproof recommendation for handling the situation!

[justicereigns]

... Oh?

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

[ A hum of agreement~ ]

Good whiskey. [ Excellent for handling mental images 8| ]

[justicereigns]

Well, I've got rum. That should do the trick.

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

That it should!

[justicereigns]

It's a start.