[Voice -- Guess who got a 4chan page to kick things off?]

[justicereigns]

This -- THIS IS COMPLETELY DISGUSTING!!!

Who -- WHAT KIND OF TWISTED MIND WOULD CREATE THIS HORROR?!

[You can practically hear the twitching.] There are somethings NO man should be forced to see. I can't even tell which is worse! The ones with Crocodile or the ones with Boa Hancock! The very idea is revolting! And Blackbeard-- eewwwww.... OH GOD GARP THE FIST IS IN THIS TOO?!

[Tone drops to a deadly warning.] Whoever's idea of sick joke this is better start running because when I found you? I got my seastone jitte back and no devil fruit in the world is going to save you.

[Say what's that catchy music? Smoker seems confused by it, and shuts up for a bit to try to find the source before deciding it's the journal and throwing it against the wall.]

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[justicereigns]

....

I HATE YOU! [He doesn't care that it's immature. He does hate her.]

That just... that... That's not me.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

My, you wound me with such venomous words.

[ Score Point Get. :D ]

Of course it isn't you. At least, not in our reality. But the possibility of there being an alternate you elsewhere is frightening, isn't it? I wonder what you would do if you were confronted with your other self.

[justicereigns]

I would kill him. For the sake of justice. Alternate self or not, some things just should not be.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

I suppose that might be considered a form of suicide. Regardless, I hope you would be able to live with yourself afterwards - the spirits of those murdered tend to haunt their victims. I suppose that if that were the case then you would be plagued by a constant reminder of your alternate self's ...activities.

[justicereigns]

I could live with that easier than the concept that an alternate me might continue --

..............

WHAT THE HELL!? Why are we even having this conversation?! It's EXTREMELY unlikely EVEN for alternate universes! IF SUCH A THING EXISTS.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

Oh, why not?

Perhaps it's unlikely, but I don't believe in absolutes.

[justicereigns]

Shut up, I don't want to hear you copying me.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

Copying? Hardly, I'm merely stating an opinion.

Does it bother you to know you share something in common with someone like me?

[justicereigns]

Yes, as a matter of fact, it does.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

Somehow this pleases me.

Still I believe I shall take my leave of you. Have a pleasant evening Commodore. I would hope your dreams would be free of naughty images of Crocodile and other Shichibukai, but I somehow doubt that you would be so lucky.

[ And she has the audacity to chuckle at your pain and trauma, Smoker! ]

[justicereigns]

Yeah, well I'm sure you'll get your comeuppance soon, pirate.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

Will I? I look forward to it, Commodore.

[ And she closes her journal, her trolling for the day complete. Fufufu~]