Appointment Post / Voicemail / All That Jazz

[justicereigns]

Smoker can't come to the journal right now because he's out not!arresting pirates so leave a message.

Format:
Date/time & Means of contact (Writing, Voice, Video, or Action)

He'll get back to you ASAP

Comments

[orangeoutlaw]

[ And a bunch more taped to buildings nearby]

1/2

[justicereigns]

[Gee. Do you think Ace might be mad at him or something?]

2/2

[justicereigns]

[CALLS.]

Want to call me idiot some more, Portgas?

[orangeoutlaw]

[ Answers just to hang up]
[ suck it.]

[justicereigns]

[Calls back :|]

What is your problem?

[orangeoutlaw]

You

[ hangs up]

[justicereigns]

[Calls back.]

Tell me why.

[orangeoutlaw]

Can't you read?

[ hangs up]

[justicereigns]

[Calls again :|]

Telling me I'm an idiot doesn't tell me what I did. [EYEROLL.]

[orangeoutlaw]

.... It doesn't matter.

[justicereigns]

Clearly it does. It bugs you. I need to know if I want to not do it again.

[orangeoutlaw]

Why do you care?

[justicereigns]

We're friends aren't we?

[orangeoutlaw]

You weird Marine. Why are we friends? [what makes us friends]

[justicereigns]

Gee, I don't know.

Because you're not treating me like a pet, but you claimed me like one. Because you come to me when you have problems. Because I trust you enough to give you a key.

Why do you think?

[orangeoutlaw]

Say it. [don't just speak around it. He won't accept that]

[justicereigns]

Because I like you.

[orangeoutlaw]

[GRIN] Liar.

[but he sounds super happy]

[Also...hangs up]

[justicereigns]

[Calls back.]

Portgas.

[orangeoutlaw]

Yeah?

[justicereigns]

Tell me what I did.

[orangeoutlaw]

.... It doesn't matter now.

1/2

[justicereigns]

What?

2/2

[justicereigns]

You can't just go to all that effort to get my attention and then decide it's over before I even know what the hell happened!

TELL ME WHAT I DID DAMN IT!

What if I want to do it again?!

[orangeoutlaw]

[that makes him laugh]

Then I definitely shouldn't tell you, right?