Appointment Post / Voicemail / All That Jazz

[justicereigns]

Smoker can't come to the journal right now because he's out not!arresting pirates so leave a message.

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[orangeoutlaw]

[stubborn ass. after a while he says]

Go home.

[justicereigns]

[:<]

[Meanie.]

[Stop giving him orders.]

[Smoker just barely refrains from whining.]

[He hates how Ace makes him feel like a little kid a lot of the time, or else just a far-too-experienced marine that was taking advantage of the dumb kid. There needs to be more in between.]

I don't want to.

You know my first friend was a dog. I was always fighting gangs and pirates, because I grew up in Loguetown, and he kept trying to protect me. He'd run right into danger and scared the hell out of me.

Tashigi's like that too. People in Loguetown would call me a monster, and I never gave a flying fuck, but it'd tick her off something fierce. And she tries to take on shichibukai single-handed.

I don't...

I'm not saying I'm like that. I'm not.

But I couldn't get rid of their loyalty, and I wouldn't be able to make them stop. Only thing I could do was get strong enough to protect them even if all else fails. That's how I took the scar to my face. And I still get headaches for it.

You said I remind you of your worst parts of yourself but... I wish you could see you the way I do.

[Puffs a cheek out and snorts quietly.] It'd probably overwhelm you.

You're really...

[He trails off and he's quiet.]

[Despite being right next to the man, he feels like they're five oceans away.]

I don't want to go.

[orangeoutlaw]

[ahh damnit. Big dumb puppy dog. Ace hates him. He could say it more but it is like kicking a puppy. Or continually punting a dumb rubber brat down a cliffside. He's just tired. Also it's really damn cute. He likes hearing about Smoker's life. Though he doesn't understand what Smoker can see in him...

Fucking hell.

How is he supposed to do this...

He's so tired.

With a sigh he gets up and gets the key, coming to stand over Smoker and tapping it against his nose]

Fine then will you let me go if I promise to come back?

[he needs space to breathe and think]

[justicereigns]

[Nods slowly and perks up a little, finally coming to terms he can deal with.]

Will you punch me in the face if I kiss you to piss you off?

[But it's mostly just a joke. He was only doing it because well... overwhelming impulsiveness. But if he can pause long enough to ask then it's not so overwhelming after all.]

[orangeoutlaw]

Would it stop you?

[the answer is no of course but Ace takes Smoker's face in one hand, pushing his cheeks together and presses a kiss to his mouth]

Asshole.

1/2

[justicereigns]

[akjdlkasjdlkasj]

[HEY YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KISS HIM. HE WAS THREATENING TO KISS YOU.]

[STUPID.]

[NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.]

[AND ALSO IT IS COMPLICATED AND DUMB.]

[AND HE HATES THAT IT KIND OF MAKES HIM HAPPY.]

[IT IS SUPPOSED TO CONFUSE YOU NOT HIM.]

[AND MAYBE FLUSTER YOU FOR MAKING YOU HAPPY. NOT HIM.]

[FUCKING HELL.]

2/2

[justicereigns]

[He's not flustered, you are.]

[Totes.]

I'm going to bed. After I find my jacket and clothes.

Anything else I should be on the lookout for?

[orangeoutlaw]

[completely flustered]

Clothes are on the roof, jacket's in a crate across the street. That's about it I think, Taisa.

[walks away waving over his shoulder]

Later.

[justicereigns]

[Just grunts.]

[And goes.]

[I-It's not like he cares or could ever possibly miss you stupid. That would be like missing a fly.]

[Although Smoker probably WOULD miss a fly that made it a habit of bugging him as much as Ace.]

[His life is fucked up.]