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justicereigns) wrote2012-02-23 04:53 pm
justicereigns) wrote2012-02-23 04:53 pm
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[voice] A stormy question
[Hello Luceti, is the nice little ice storm distracting you from post-Valentine's woes? Don't worry, here's a grumpy marine asking questions to painfully reminds you all.]
Seeing as we're all stuck inside -- [Once again, an usually feminine voice from Smoker's journal account.] -- I've got a question for everyone affected by the event.
Are there normally lines you won't cross in relationships that the Malnosso seem to cross for you? Or do they seem to take those into consideration instead? Since they seem to know us pretty well, it begs the question whether they're using our weaknesses, or if it's completely random.
And if anyone needs help out there in the storm, let me know. This weather is good practice.
[ooc: and feel free to threadjump like the dickens. It might be the only time Smoker keeps quieter than not, seeing as he's a girl now.]
Seeing as we're all stuck inside -- [Once again, an usually feminine voice from Smoker's journal account.] -- I've got a question for everyone affected by the event.
Are there normally lines you won't cross in relationships that the Malnosso seem to cross for you? Or do they seem to take those into consideration instead? Since they seem to know us pretty well, it begs the question whether they're using our weaknesses, or if it's completely random.
And if anyone needs help out there in the storm, let me know. This weather is good practice.
[ooc: and feel free to threadjump like the dickens. It might be the only time Smoker keeps quieter than not, seeing as he's a girl now.]
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I'm just wondering if you can do it. You say you can, but I've never seen or heard of you doing it.
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Of course I can. [Does not threatening Ace count? Except hell no, he will never call that flirting, because ew gross, and also pirate cooties, and now he's confused and bright red. Fuck his life.]
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[lmao he looks like a cherry tomato in the snow]
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You don't even know anyone I would have flirted with.
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Well, it is. I've done it plenty back home.
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I'm the White Hunter, but you can call me whatever you want.
Want a ride on my motorcycle?
And--
No, those are embarrassing enough. It's easier in my world. I hate the marine parties, but I've always gotten laid at them. Probably the bad boy reputation. And I had a girlfriend for a little while in Loguetown. [Now if he could just remember what he used on her...] Oh right. I told her she reminded me the sea. And yes, that worked. It's different when I'm really trying.
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I like the sea one. The others were weird.
[Blunt as always. He laughs and takes out his book, scribbling down Smoker's lines to save them for all eternity for the horror that they are.]
How do you spell "motorcycle"?
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Why are you writing this down?
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Oi... they weren't that bad. [He could come up with such worse ones!]
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Well they work better on girls. [Chewing on cigars now.]
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I'm sure they do. You said you had a girlfriend back home, yes? Obviously they worked.
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Even if my rank helped.
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Every little bit helps though, yes?
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It's cutthroat out there. Very competitive.
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[He tells the best stories... except completely not.]
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Would you fight for them, too?
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