justicereigns | Log 002

[She slowly drifts to awareness, feeling slightly heavy. The scent of tobacco lingering in the air. Has she been teleported to Sanji's bed again? She raises a hand to her forehead and stops. Her hand is too big. Her arm moves in a different way, a strange way and there is something...... off. Very off. Her body is not her body. Robin opens her eyes and finds herself in Zoro. ...Or, maybe not, though it certainly looks like Zoro minus the scars. Hmm. Pulling back the blankets she lifts the hem of her boxers and checks. Not Zoro then. Unless he has a very interesting dye job. The boxers themselves are white with a Marine logo on them.]

Interesting.

[Was that her voice? No...no of course not, it was his. Smoker, obviously. Who else? She can't seem to access any of his memories though, pity. Though on the other hand.... She concentrates for a moment and feels the changes, as if she has hands that can feel every square inch of air, sensitive to movement, air pressure, incredible power. Though it takes more effort to reform herself, himself? And when she does she finds she has left the boxers behind and it is another interesting sensation all together.]

Well, then.

[A moment later she is dressed and with practice acquired from a similar event, lights one cigar and then, remembering, the other, as she stares at the mirror and Smoker grimaces back at her.]

[This should be interesting.]

[Ooc: Robin will be everywhere today trying to see what trouble she can get into.]

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Sorry, no. Just Hyoga. Both man and pup.

[Hey Hyoga, guess who has made it back here? And shit isn't blowing up or anything! It's a Christmas miracle!]

Welcome to your first experiment. Feeling at home already?

[Sarcasm, so much sarcasm.]

Who?

[Ikki tilts his head. He doesn't know the child Hyoga yet and the pup wasn't around last time he was here?]

Oh, that's the dog's name? Is it yours?

[He points at the pup who is sniffing at him, still a bit confused by the size change of his master.]

I swear you two are even worse than I am. He's not going to be spoiled. Wolves are too independent for that and he gets plenty of running in, so it's fine.

Yes, that's the dog's name. He's actually yours, but he's friends with me too I think.

[He chewed enough of Smoker's boots in the past anyway.]

Yeah, never mind.

Everyone's really out of sorts week so don't take it too hard if they remember things differently, okay?

Independent or not if he comes to expect to be feed every day without having to hunt he's going to end spoiled. And dead the moment someone isn't there to take care of him.

[Ikki just looks confused at that.]

I don't have a dog, we can't have one, it's hard enough to get milk for Shun. I can't take care of a puppy too.

So it's one of those wild shifts, awesome. Whatever, as long as my sister is still my sister and my girlfriend still remembers being my girlfriend I don't care.

[Actually he's going to start to check the journals as he finishes with the breakfast.]

Please say you mean Kotomi-chan for the latter.

And yeah... I'm sure Selphie remembers, no problem.

It's okay, he's a wolf. He can hunt for himself and help you hunt too.

[A shrug.] If he comes to expect it, he can whine around the village until someone takes pity on him, except I think he has too much pride from that since he probably gets it from you.

[Have a glare, man.]

Of course I mean her, who do you take me for? You know I've been after her since we were kids, as if I was going to suddenly date any other girl.

... Wolves can't be pets. Where would I have found a wolf?

[Ikki flinches as Hyoga starts to paw at him, wondering if this small master will want to play more easily than the normal sized one.]

So you admit that it will die if he comes to that, yet you keep spoiling him. I swear I don't get you.

[Isn't Ikki an optimistic camper?]

Right, of course. Just making sure, what with the shift and all.

I have no doubt she remembers too, she's good about that. [And the Malnosso are arguably nicer? Smoker is really starting to wonder about their priorities. And something about how maybe Kotomi & Ikki are some sort of truly transcendent love whereas he and Grell are totally and completely cursed. It would explain a lot, okay.]

[Pets Hyoga with a third hand that appears out of nowhere. Weirdest devil fruit ever.]

It's a long story. And that's why I said he's more of a friend. Every time you try to get rid of him he finds you, or another friend. Smart dog.

Because I think the odds of this being a problem are so very minimal that if you're going to worry about him dying, you should worry about diseases, shifts, or some Third Party attack as all of those are far more likely to really be a problem.

I don't worry about my ship getting eaten by seakings either, even though it is technically a possibility. Because if I'm going to worry about an oceanic death, it's a lot more likely it'll be a storm.

There's no shift that could make me forget her. And even if that happened I would probably just end with her anyway. It's not as if there are any other girls in this village that could interest me.

[Oh look, for a moment he sounded tired of the village. But it's natural since this is the only thing he has ever known, it's natural to be curious of the outside.]

You're right, she tends to forget things but I've never seen her forget someone.

[Yeah, you know what? There's a screaming child now, pointing at the third hand as if it's some monster... Which it is. Where you saying something? Because he can't hear you over getting traumatized.]

[Cuteness.]

Like I said, she's good about that. I just have worse luck with shifts I guess. That and you were probably right about me and one-night-stands. [Cursed. Cursed forever.]

Grell's finally got the body she wants and... [Well he's Robin :| So. Yeah.]

I should see how Keimi's holding too. It seems like every day is bringing something different.

[Instantly lets it disappear in a flutter of pink flower petals.]

Sorry, sorry, I swear, I barely even have it under control.

Shifts come and go. Diseases can he dealt with as long as there are doctors and even without them they may be harmless. And I can kick the ass of whatever Third Party tries to attack. But if I'm sent back I won't be able to come and feed him.

And you're the one who worries that your world is going to be thrown into chaos and despair if the assholes running it are overthrown, ignoring that there's a possibility that if the good people like you actually stepped up and stopped ignoring them the change could actually be for the better. I honestly doubt that those assholes being overthrown is more probable than you falling into the ocean and drowning.

Or maybe you just don't have guts to charge through certain things.

[It's also a possibility.]

If Grell has the body she wants and she's happy, what does it matter if you're in the wrong body? You're still you and love isn't just about banging the other at any chance you've got.

[Even in an alternate universe Ikki seems to have issues with the idea of sex, maybe because here his parents divorced, his mother married again and had a trillion of kids with her new husband as if it was a must.]

[Ikki stops screaming but... Staring.]

You did that??

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