It's not usually painful. When I said you'd get hurt, that's not what I meant. I don't --
[HE'S PAINFULLY REMINDED OF THE SEX TALK WITH AIZAWA THAT SHOUTA WAS SCARED OF HAVING TO GIVE BAKUGO AND WHETHER OR NOT A PERSON COULD BE VIOLENCE SEXUAL.]
[Brb, not gonna cry.]
[HOARSELY, AND AFTER CHUGGING 4/5ths a bottle:] I wasn't one for using sex as a weapon. Fuck.
[UUUUUUUUUUUUGH. Kill him though.]
[He drags a palm down his face.] And besides I mostly--
[LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING.]
[HOW CAN HE BE SO FILTHY WITH FAYE AND SAY THIS STUFF PLAIN AS DAY AND FREEZE UP WITH THE PIRATE?]
[Age?]
[FRECKLES?]
[PIRACY?!?!?!?!?!]
[Holds up a cigar.] It wasn't like we actually used my jitte in sex, for fuck's sake.
[Again: easier to say what it WASN'T not what it WAS.]
Blowjobs, fucking outdoors.... I blocked a lot out. [And tried very VERY hard to block out the rest.] When Tashigi was here too, you wanted to be loud. [........... hIs face is scarlet now. THANKS.] So we went to a hotel and you wanted to top, or maybe it was a game for you, or maybe... I don't know.
[Drags a palm down his face again. HIS EARS ARE SMOKING.]
It's usually more painful for women, because they're smaller. And you're kind of durable. And you forget how my devil fruit works. I used it more on Faye, but you and I used ours a lot on each other because --
[Shrug. Because who else was Portgas able to burn casually? And Smoker for all he was ALL ABOUT the control of his devil fruit, liked being a tentacle monster in sex with it. It's fun!]
[ :| ] Not like I'd let you burn everything down. Obviously.
[EARS STILL SMOKING.]
[He blames Namur. And Porgas. And himself. And StrawHat. And randomly Trafalgar. Because it would, in fact, be easier to blandly deal with Trafalgar Law telling him he wanted to fuck Straw Hat, and heard Smoker did shit with men too, so he wanted tips. Or something equally brain breakingly idiotic.]
[Not if it was about Tashigi though. Then Smoker would have to murder people.]
[And he has a vague sense of wanting to punch Adela's boyfriend too, that he never met, which is just as well, or he might murder him.]
Also, do you have any idea what your crew would do to me if I hurt you in sex?
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It's not usually painful. When I said you'd get hurt, that's not what I meant. I don't --
[HE'S PAINFULLY REMINDED OF THE SEX TALK WITH AIZAWA THAT SHOUTA WAS SCARED OF HAVING TO GIVE BAKUGO AND WHETHER OR NOT A PERSON COULD BE VIOLENCE SEXUAL.]
[Brb, not gonna cry.]
[HOARSELY, AND AFTER CHUGGING 4/5ths a bottle:] I wasn't one for using sex as a weapon. Fuck.
[UUUUUUUUUUUUGH. Kill him though.]
[He drags a palm down his face.] And besides I mostly--
[LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING.]
[HOW CAN HE BE SO FILTHY WITH FAYE AND SAY THIS STUFF PLAIN AS DAY AND FREEZE UP WITH THE PIRATE?]
[Age?]
[FRECKLES?]
[PIRACY?!?!?!?!?!]
[Holds up a cigar.] It wasn't like we actually used my jitte in sex, for fuck's sake.
[Again: easier to say what it WASN'T not what it WAS.]
Blowjobs, fucking outdoors.... I blocked a lot out. [And tried very VERY hard to block out the rest.] When Tashigi was here too, you wanted to be loud. [........... hIs face is scarlet now. THANKS.] So we went to a hotel and you wanted to top, or maybe it was a game for you, or maybe... I don't know.
[Drags a palm down his face again. HIS EARS ARE SMOKING.]
It's usually more painful for women, because they're smaller. And you're kind of durable. And you forget how my devil fruit works. I used it more on Faye, but you and I used ours a lot on each other because --
[Shrug. Because who else was Portgas able to burn casually? And Smoker for all he was ALL ABOUT the control of his devil fruit, liked being a tentacle monster in sex with it. It's fun!]
[ :| ] Not like I'd let you burn everything down. Obviously.
[EARS STILL SMOKING.]
[He blames Namur. And Porgas. And himself. And StrawHat. And randomly Trafalgar. Because it would, in fact, be easier to blandly deal with Trafalgar Law telling him he wanted to fuck Straw Hat, and heard Smoker did shit with men too, so he wanted tips. Or something equally brain breakingly idiotic.]
[Not if it was about Tashigi though. Then Smoker would have to murder people.]
[And he has a vague sense of wanting to punch Adela's boyfriend too, that he never met, which is just as well, or he might murder him.]
Also, do you have any idea what your crew would do to me if I hurt you in sex?