I'm not stupid, but it's hard to imagine. I mean, I'm pretty young, and I never got around to stuff like that back home. Did I like it? I mean, the kinda stories I hear about men having sex is usually all about pain and how it sucks. And how far did we go?
[He's laying in bed, bottle of rum tucked under an arm, and he's grinning wickedly. Part of the reason he's texting is also because he'd struggle massively to keep an innocent expression during this.]
[And HE switches to video, even if Portgas stays hiding in text. If it's a lie... it's a good one. DEFINITELY. Because Smoker has bought it hook, line, and sinker.]
It's not usually painful. When I said you'd get hurt, that's not what I meant. I don't --
[HE'S PAINFULLY REMINDED OF THE SEX TALK WITH AIZAWA THAT SHOUTA WAS SCARED OF HAVING TO GIVE BAKUGO AND WHETHER OR NOT A PERSON COULD BE VIOLENCE SEXUAL.]
[Brb, not gonna cry.]
[HOARSELY, AND AFTER CHUGGING 4/5ths a bottle:] I wasn't one for using sex as a weapon. Fuck.
[UUUUUUUUUUUUGH. Kill him though.]
[He drags a palm down his face.] And besides I mostly--
[LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING.]
[HOW CAN HE BE SO FILTHY WITH FAYE AND SAY THIS STUFF PLAIN AS DAY AND FREEZE UP WITH THE PIRATE?]
[Age?]
[FRECKLES?]
[PIRACY?!?!?!?!?!]
[Holds up a cigar.] It wasn't like we actually used my jitte in sex, for fuck's sake.
[Again: easier to say what it WASN'T not what it WAS.]
Blowjobs, fucking outdoors.... I blocked a lot out. [And tried very VERY hard to block out the rest.] When Tashigi was here too, you wanted to be loud. [........... hIs face is scarlet now. THANKS.] So we went to a hotel and you wanted to top, or maybe it was a game for you, or maybe... I don't know.
[Drags a palm down his face again. HIS EARS ARE SMOKING.]
It's usually more painful for women, because they're smaller. And you're kind of durable. And you forget how my devil fruit works. I used it more on Faye, but you and I used ours a lot on each other because --
[Shrug. Because who else was Portgas able to burn casually? And Smoker for all he was ALL ABOUT the control of his devil fruit, liked being a tentacle monster in sex with it. It's fun!]
[ :| ] Not like I'd let you burn everything down. Obviously.
[EARS STILL SMOKING.]
[He blames Namur. And Porgas. And himself. And StrawHat. And randomly Trafalgar. Because it would, in fact, be easier to blandly deal with Trafalgar Law telling him he wanted to fuck Straw Hat, and heard Smoker did shit with men too, so he wanted tips. Or something equally brain breakingly idiotic.]
[Not if it was about Tashigi though. Then Smoker would have to murder people.]
[And he has a vague sense of wanting to punch Adela's boyfriend too, that he never met, which is just as well, or he might murder him.]
Also, do you have any idea what your crew would do to me if I hurt you in sex?
[Ace had plans for a nice, leisurely time of tormenting Smoker into talking about how they used to fuck. He's got booze and a comfy bed, this is quality entertainment from the start, one of the best ideas he's had yet as far as ways to fuck with someone without actually hurting them or breaking any laws. And he's not an innocent little thing, he could handle this even if he's not personally very experienced in sex.
Except this went way further than teasing Smoker about how he liked to stick his dick inside of some other version of him. This is dirty. And Ace is red faced, fidgety, outdoor sex and using their powers and how? How the fuck could Smoker's power do anything in the bedroom?! Or out of it, apparently.]
I haven't gone past jacking someone off! Shit, you're wild. I'm wild. I didn't know I had it in me. Then again, before I got here I didn't know that I've had you in me. Or me in you, damn.
We were not into the vanilla shit, huh? And I got to be on top? I figured with all the talk of poles and me liking being on the end of them you were pretty set on having your dick in me all the time.
How can you use your powers in the bedroom anyway?!
[Fuck it, Smoker is saving this, even if Ace goes back tonight. It's cute. He likes it.]
I did not. For the record. [Soft grin at the camera.] I gave you a lot of blowjobs, and we fucked with dicks against each other. Namur wouldn't know that much anyway, I very much doubt the first version of you here told a lot of details, or that the shark would want to hear them all.
No, I tend to not have... normal sex. [Shrug.] Sorry. Between marine life, and [Rubs the back of his neck.]
[The last one's easier to focus on and Smoker SMIRKS.]
[GENUINELY REALLY REALLY REALLY AMUSED, and challenging Portgas, all eyes sparkling and the works.]
[He can't tell him about Faye. It'll hurt SMOKER to try.]
[He's way over his head and he's starting to regret that he had so much tied up in revenge, ambition, and piracy and not things like listening in when some of his brother's talked about sex. He just tended to block it out, he didn't want to imagine most of them intimate in any way. And if Ace had an urge, he was able to deal with it himself.
Texting tonight was a mistake.]
Dicks against each other? So what, how do you fuck if no one's actually inside of anyone? That doesn't make sense.
I know about blowjobs, that's easy stuff. But did we go all the way or not?
[Ace sees that challenge, and he rises to it, sending a video this time. If he'd known just how red his cheeks were, he wouldn't have done so, but alas, it's a little too late to consider such things. And he keeps his expression as calm and collected as possible as he leans back against his pillows.
Unfortunately, it's not all that effective. He looks as nervous and excited as he feels.
Not that he wants to feel excited about this, but he's gone this far and he might as well hear everything from the source. And see how good or bad it actually sounds.]
I wanna know everything we did, and how we did it. Because I got to have a lot of fun in the past I guess, and I don't get to remember it at all. And that's not fair, I... [He gestures a little, because no amount of bravado makes up for dying a virgin.] Look, it's not like I had time for stuff like this. I was a busy man. So just spit it out. I'm not afraid of a dirty secret or two.
[Cute drunk semi-blushy Portgas... trying to keep up.]
[And that...]
[Is a heartbreaking confession.]
[Portgas died before even having fun like that.]
[And Rip.]
[4 worlds, her death, don't waste a single second.]
[It's so much easier for them.]
[Maybe Smoker's just too...]
[Well. He won't say WEAK.]
[Stubborn? Stupid? Yeah. Definitely.]
[What is Smoker supposed to say? Plenty of people would love to rewind time to be virgins again? But only because they're idiots. Experience is always better.]
[It's like the promise he made to Faye too.]
[She wouldn't have to go to things alone anymore.]
There's no dirty secrets, Portgas. The whole five cities had rumors about us fucking, and us occasionally --
[Portgas sucking on his ears while he drove the motorcycle, whispering dirty things to him until Smoker snapped and fucked him against and tree, and Portgas just... LOVING It.]
[Huff.] Doing it in public didn't help.
It's not the sex I missed. [Drums his fingers.] Like I said. I had a girlfriend since then, and fucked around with Rip's other lover --
[MAKES A FACE.] Yeah. Don't remind me that it makes me connected to Namur, that has never stopped being disgusting.
[Shudder.]
It was just... you I missed. Four versions of you come and gone, I only had sex with one.
[Quiet. There's a scales of justice in his head. Portgas should get to experience blowjobs. And regular male sex if he wanted.]
[Smoker should say so.]
[If Portgas gets fucked by someone like Augustine... Smoker might break someone.]
[And will definitely murder anyone who beats him to giving Portgas blowjobs.]
[Huh.]
Don't rush it.
The first Portgas took months of melting me down. I don't know that you'll get those memories back, but you can make new ones. Better ones.
[ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND he can't get mental images of fucking Portgas out of his head. A+ Thanks for that.]
Honestly, the first one instigated everything. I had no idea how experienced he was or not. That was a secret kept from me as well, but he didn't know he'd died yet, so maybe he just figured there'd be more time. Well, he didn't start everything. [Given Smoker's penchant for kink.] Once I stopped needing to punch him for invading personal space I could... do things. But --
[Closes his eyes.] It changed. Like I said.
I can't tell you all the things. It's too weird. [Hurts too much.] But I'll show you. Slowly. Maybe. If you stick around.
How goes the job search? [HALF-TEASING!!!
[Mostly he expects a "Fuck you!" back since that's what Smoker would do too.]
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[He's stunned silent for a moment, just staring because all of this is kind of crashing down on him. He'd expected to have had the upper had in all of this, and now he's the one who's flustered and uncomfortable. And he's just gonna stare at the video for a moment and try to figure out how to react
So how public are we talking about? Like, what's the risk of being caught? [This is making him think, how did Smoker actually end up being able to be roped into doing something that risky? Isn't it illegal? A lot of things are, but Smoker is supposed uphold higher morals. Or some bullshit like that.] Didn't think you'd be down for it.
[Okay, okay, he's gotta get it together and get the upper hand again.] You know, there's a saying about blowing smoke up people's asses. [Grins like it's the funniest thing in the world, but he's still absolutely blushing.]
[ But I'll show you. Slowly. Maybe. If you stick around.
Oh shit, that's a damn invitation and he doesn't know how to handle that. Yeah, Smoker's hot. Yes, Ace instigated all of this teasing. But his brain is just unsure of how to process this.
He should have just kept with texts. And he stays quiet for a minute, just sitting there like he's having to mentally restart.]
[FUCKING JOB SEARCH? Seriously, Smoker. Ace gains a deadpan expression that Marco would be proud of for a moment.] Fuck, really? I... think I'm gonna try to work for Namur, now that I know he's not running an escort business in the oldest profession kinda way.
Very. And very high. It wasn't like we were trespassing, and it was at night. No risk of kids or anything. And Fayren and Everglade have different night laws anyway. We might even qualify as monsters, I never checked, and what kind of moron is gonna tell a dragon not to fuck where it wants? [Snorts and lights up a pair of cigars.] Faye wasn't terribly private either. You'd like her. [Too much, and Smoker's vaguely jealous, even though he knows Ace and Faye's insecurities would make them both likely to run.]
Yeah, yeah. [Grumbles that it was less blowing, more fucking, etc.]
[And side-eyes.]
[It's not like he can talk that badly about it, Rip works there too but--]
[There's a pause again, and the blush that was dying down flares up at the idea of sex at night, in public, where it would have been easy to be caught. He can't get over that. Just like he can't figure out how someone would fuck with smoke. And he's considering begging for more details on that one.
But then everything kind of shifts back to a more serious front.] I wanna stick close to my brothers. But I think... things are different now and I don't know how to handle it. Working for Namur is a promised job, just like that. I'd make good money and I could be involved. [He rolls his eyes, suddenly a little irritated looking.] This is stupid, but fuck, I don't want to do anything that involves pain, or violence at this point. I've had my fill for a while, and I know it makes me a shitty pirate, ex-pirate, whatever but I'm fucking tired and I don't want to so much as raise a fist at the moment. But I need to work and earn my keep, you know?
Yeah. That's not the part I'm worried about. You're a good kid, deep down. But you're not gonna like me saying it. Faye told me this too. Part of why I ran for Guardian. You're better than that. It's fine for getting started, but don't settle, just because it's easy, all right?
Yeah, I don't want to settle. But it's also about actually doing something. If I sit still too long I start feeling messed up, and being alone isn't great for me right now. So just doing is better than doing what I want. I'll figure things out sooner than later, but until then it's good to have some pocket money.
[Ace's mind is quickly dragged back to his favorite new hobby, tormenting Smoker, and he gets a hell of an idea. And he leans back a little more, pressing himself down against the pillows, making sure to give a good view of his chest and face to the camera. He's eye candy and he knows it, and he's gonna use for all it's worth right now.
He looks so excited suddenly, full of mischief.] Hey. If I stick around, and we keep this up, you'll get to take my virginity all over again.
[HE WISHES HE WAS AS BRAVE/BOLD AS HE COULD BE WITH FAYE.]
[But he's not. And for a brief minute he wonders if he just actually LIKES Portgas more, so there's more to lose with scaring him, and with Faye, he already stepped aside for 3 different guys who fell flat. That's funny, isn't it? He stepped aside for Faye, and only up to the plate when everyone else fucked up... and he doesn't even want to let anyone else TRY with Portgas.]
[WTF IS THAT ABOUT?!]
[He finishes the rum.]
[EYES PORTGAS.]
[It's not that he thinks with his dick. He doesn't.]
[Stupid fucking pirate.]
[Smoker doesn't think with his cock, but fuck if he remembers what they were talking about. Namur? Work? Jobs? Whatever it was, it was clear Portgas was distracting him. AND IT WORKED.]
[All right fine. But Smoker needs to say something. Something cool. And not a lie that would actually hurt the idiot brat like "I wouldn't have fucked you if I'd known you were a virgin" because that would hurt Portgas and make Smoker hate himself, and with Smoker's luck, Portgas would go sleep with someone, regret it, and it'd be Smoker's fault.]
[Oh, he took the bait. And so well, shit. Ace couldn't have asked for a better reaction.
Ace is gonna play up the naughty virgin route without an ounce of discomfort, he looks to the side and catches his lower lip between his teeth, so deep in thought.] See, I don't even know half of what we could do. I haven't even had so much as a finger inside of me. Nothing in my mouth, no mouths on me. It's all new and I'm gonna want you to go all out. [Streeeeeeetch, he's going to milk this for all it's worth.] You're a rough kinda guy, too. I'm gonna have to make sure I've got the next day off, 'cause I don't know how well I'll be walking once you're done with me.
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[He's laying in bed, bottle of rum tucked under an arm, and he's grinning wickedly. Part of the reason he's texting is also because he'd struggle massively to keep an innocent expression during this.]
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[WHAT?]
[This is so much news to Smoker.]
[And HE switches to video, even if Portgas stays hiding in text. If it's a lie... it's a good one. DEFINITELY. Because Smoker has bought it hook, line, and sinker.]
Portgas... really?
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[He never ASKED either.]
[Fuck him.]
[No no.]
[Maybe it was something to the different versions thing. Not just memories. Something... deeper????]
[UGH. BUT IF SMOKER WANTED TO FIGURE THAT OUT HE'D HAVE TO TALK TO THE PHOENIX AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO!!!!]
[Maybe he can get Namur to do it.]
[He won't even trick Portgas, though.]
[Morals.]
[Still, he told Rip himself that Portgas always tried to act like he knew everything that was going on. Had Smoker been fooled too?]
[But then.]
[Smoker's brain is so broken. Adela. Wasn't so Portgas could date her, but to make Smoker have to talk to people.]
[So Portgas.... ???????????????????????????????????????????]
[WHAT SLEPT WITH SMOKER SO SMOKER WOULD SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE?????]
[IT WORKED BUT WTF?]
[HIS BRAIN HURTS SO MUCH AND IT IS MELTING.]
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It's not usually painful. When I said you'd get hurt, that's not what I meant. I don't --
[HE'S PAINFULLY REMINDED OF THE SEX TALK WITH AIZAWA THAT SHOUTA WAS SCARED OF HAVING TO GIVE BAKUGO AND WHETHER OR NOT A PERSON COULD BE VIOLENCE SEXUAL.]
[Brb, not gonna cry.]
[HOARSELY, AND AFTER CHUGGING 4/5ths a bottle:] I wasn't one for using sex as a weapon. Fuck.
[UUUUUUUUUUUUGH. Kill him though.]
[He drags a palm down his face.] And besides I mostly--
[LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING.]
[HOW CAN HE BE SO FILTHY WITH FAYE AND SAY THIS STUFF PLAIN AS DAY AND FREEZE UP WITH THE PIRATE?]
[Age?]
[FRECKLES?]
[PIRACY?!?!?!?!?!]
[Holds up a cigar.] It wasn't like we actually used my jitte in sex, for fuck's sake.
[Again: easier to say what it WASN'T not what it WAS.]
Blowjobs, fucking outdoors.... I blocked a lot out. [And tried very VERY hard to block out the rest.] When Tashigi was here too, you wanted to be loud. [........... hIs face is scarlet now. THANKS.] So we went to a hotel and you wanted to top, or maybe it was a game for you, or maybe... I don't know.
[Drags a palm down his face again. HIS EARS ARE SMOKING.]
It's usually more painful for women, because they're smaller. And you're kind of durable. And you forget how my devil fruit works. I used it more on Faye, but you and I used ours a lot on each other because --
[Shrug. Because who else was Portgas able to burn casually? And Smoker for all he was ALL ABOUT the control of his devil fruit, liked being a tentacle monster in sex with it. It's fun!]
[ :| ] Not like I'd let you burn everything down. Obviously.
[EARS STILL SMOKING.]
[He blames Namur. And Porgas. And himself. And StrawHat. And randomly Trafalgar. Because it would, in fact, be easier to blandly deal with Trafalgar Law telling him he wanted to fuck Straw Hat, and heard Smoker did shit with men too, so he wanted tips. Or something equally brain breakingly idiotic.]
[Not if it was about Tashigi though. Then Smoker would have to murder people.]
[And he has a vague sense of wanting to punch Adela's boyfriend too, that he never met, which is just as well, or he might murder him.]
Also, do you have any idea what your crew would do to me if I hurt you in sex?
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Except this went way further than teasing Smoker about how he liked to stick his dick inside of some other version of him. This is dirty. And Ace is red faced, fidgety, outdoor sex and using their powers and how? How the fuck could Smoker's power do anything in the bedroom?! Or out of it, apparently.]
I haven't gone past jacking someone off! Shit, you're wild. I'm wild. I didn't know I had it in me. Then again, before I got here I didn't know that I've had you in me. Or me in you, damn.
We were not into the vanilla shit, huh? And I got to be on top? I figured with all the talk of poles and me liking being on the end of them you were pretty set on having your dick in me all the time.
How can you use your powers in the bedroom anyway?!
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[WHY IS THIS CUTE?]
[HOW THE FUCK IS THIS CUTE?]
[Fuck it, Smoker is saving this, even if Ace goes back tonight. It's cute. He likes it.]
I did not. For the record. [Soft grin at the camera.] I gave you a lot of blowjobs, and we fucked with dicks against each other. Namur wouldn't know that much anyway, I very much doubt the first version of you here told a lot of details, or that the shark would want to hear them all.
No, I tend to not have... normal sex. [Shrug.] Sorry. Between marine life, and [Rubs the back of his neck.]
[The last one's easier to focus on and Smoker SMIRKS.]
[GENUINELY REALLY REALLY REALLY AMUSED, and challenging Portgas, all eyes sparkling and the works.]
[He can't tell him about Faye. It'll hurt SMOKER to try.]
[Even just repeating what he'd told Faye.]
[BUT:]
How much do you want to find out?
[ B) ]
[Stupid brat, always getting in over his head.]
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Texting tonight was a mistake.]
Dicks against each other? So what, how do you fuck if no one's actually inside of anyone? That doesn't make sense.
I know about blowjobs, that's easy stuff. But did we go all the way or not?
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Unfortunately, it's not all that effective. He looks as nervous and excited as he feels.
Not that he wants to feel excited about this, but he's gone this far and he might as well hear everything from the source. And see how good or bad it actually sounds.]
I wanna know everything we did, and how we did it. Because I got to have a lot of fun in the past I guess, and I don't get to remember it at all. And that's not fair, I... [He gestures a little, because no amount of bravado makes up for dying a virgin.] Look, it's not like I had time for stuff like this. I was a busy man. So just spit it out. I'm not afraid of a dirty secret or two.
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[He manages to sound... not BORED, but blase!!! That's important to him!!!]
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[Cute drunk semi-blushy Portgas... trying to keep up.]
[And that...]
[Is a heartbreaking confession.]
[Portgas died before even having fun like that.]
[And Rip.]
[4 worlds, her death, don't waste a single second.]
[It's so much easier for them.]
[Maybe Smoker's just too...]
[Well. He won't say WEAK.]
[Stubborn? Stupid? Yeah. Definitely.]
[What is Smoker supposed to say? Plenty of people would love to rewind time to be virgins again? But only because they're idiots. Experience is always better.]
[It's like the promise he made to Faye too.]
[She wouldn't have to go to things alone anymore.]
There's no dirty secrets, Portgas. The whole five cities had rumors about us fucking, and us occasionally --
[Portgas sucking on his ears while he drove the motorcycle, whispering dirty things to him until Smoker snapped and fucked him against and tree, and Portgas just... LOVING It.]
[Huff.] Doing it in public didn't help.
It's not the sex I missed. [Drums his fingers.] Like I said. I had a girlfriend since then, and fucked around with Rip's other lover --
[MAKES A FACE.] Yeah. Don't remind me that it makes me connected to Namur, that has never stopped being disgusting.
[Shudder.]
It was just... you I missed. Four versions of you come and gone, I only had sex with one.
[Quiet. There's a scales of justice in his head. Portgas should get to experience blowjobs. And regular male sex if he wanted.]
[Smoker should say so.]
[If Portgas gets fucked by someone like Augustine... Smoker might break someone.]
[And will definitely murder anyone who beats him to giving Portgas blowjobs.]
[Huh.]
Don't rush it.
The first Portgas took months of melting me down. I don't know that you'll get those memories back, but you can make new ones. Better ones.
[ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND he can't get mental images of fucking Portgas out of his head. A+ Thanks for that.]
[Oh well, beats someone else fucking Portgas. That'd piss him off.]
Honestly, the first one instigated everything. I had no idea how experienced he was or not. That was a secret kept from me as well, but he didn't know he'd died yet, so maybe he just figured there'd be more time. Well, he didn't start everything. [Given Smoker's penchant for kink.] Once I stopped needing to punch him for invading personal space I could... do things. But --
[Closes his eyes.] It changed. Like I said.
I can't tell you all the things. It's too weird. [Hurts too much.] But I'll show you. Slowly. Maybe. If you stick around.
How goes the job search? [HALF-TEASING!!!
[Mostly he expects a "Fuck you!" back since that's what Smoker would do too.]
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Starting with a drink helps, yeah.]
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Oh shit, that's a damn invitation and he doesn't know how to handle that. Yeah, Smoker's hot. Yes, Ace instigated all of this teasing. But his brain is just unsure of how to process this.
He should have just kept with texts. And he stays quiet for a minute, just sitting there like he's having to mentally restart.]
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Yeah, yeah. [Grumbles that it was less blowing, more fucking, etc.]
[And side-eyes.]
[It's not like he can talk that badly about it, Rip works there too but--]
Are you really happy with that?
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But then everything kind of shifts back to a more serious front.] I wanna stick close to my brothers. But I think... things are different now and I don't know how to handle it. Working for Namur is a promised job, just like that. I'd make good money and I could be involved. [He rolls his eyes, suddenly a little irritated looking.] This is stupid, but fuck, I don't want to do anything that involves pain, or violence at this point. I've had my fill for a while, and I know it makes me a shitty pirate, ex-pirate, whatever but I'm fucking tired and I don't want to so much as raise a fist at the moment. But I need to work and earn my keep, you know?
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I'm sorry
He looks so excited suddenly, full of mischief.] Hey. If I stick around, and we keep this up, you'll get to take my virginity all over again.
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[DISTRACTED.]
[Fuck. Portgas do you always --?!]
[The worst part is, Smoker COULD look away. He'd just have to WANT TO. And will it. AND he doesn't.]
[So he arches an eyebrow and --]
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I DIDN'T PROMISE THAT!
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[What else is he gonna do?]
[Let someone else take it?!]
[Yeah, that'll happen.]
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
[ACCIDENTALLY OUT LOUD.]
4/4
[But he's not. And for a brief minute he wonders if he just actually LIKES Portgas more, so there's more to lose with scaring him, and with Faye, he already stepped aside for 3 different guys who fell flat. That's funny, isn't it? He stepped aside for Faye, and only up to the plate when everyone else fucked up... and he doesn't even want to let anyone else TRY with Portgas.]
[WTF IS THAT ABOUT?!]
[He finishes the rum.]
[EYES PORTGAS.]
[It's not that he thinks with his dick. He doesn't.]
[Stupid fucking pirate.]
[Smoker doesn't think with his cock, but fuck if he remembers what they were talking about. Namur? Work? Jobs? Whatever it was, it was clear Portgas was distracting him. AND IT WORKED.]
[All right fine. But Smoker needs to say something. Something cool. And not a lie that would actually hurt the idiot brat like "I wouldn't have fucked you if I'd known you were a virgin" because that would hurt Portgas and make Smoker hate himself, and with Smoker's luck, Portgas would go sleep with someone, regret it, and it'd be Smoker's fault.]
[Fucking fantastic.]
[All right.]
What kind of virginity are you hoping I'll take?
[..................................................................]
[THAT WAS NOT IT!!!!]
[THAT WAS NOT THE RIGHT RESPONSE!!!!!!]
[EGGING PORTGAS ON IS NEVER THE RIGHT THING TO DO. NOT EVER!!!!]
[If Smoker could time travel in his own timeline... he'd beat the absolute shit out of himself.]
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Ace is gonna play up the naughty virgin route without an ounce of discomfort, he looks to the side and catches his lower lip between his teeth, so deep in thought.] See, I don't even know half of what we could do. I haven't even had so much as a finger inside of me. Nothing in my mouth, no mouths on me. It's all new and I'm gonna want you to go all out. [Streeeeeeetch, he's going to milk this for all it's worth.] You're a rough kinda guy, too. I'm gonna have to make sure I've got the next day off, 'cause I don't know how well I'll be walking once you're done with me.
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