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[Unfortunately texting doesn't allow it. And he can't exactly send them through video.]

What do you think?

I'm trying not to.

( ＾◡＾)っ<---you happy about my butt---> (‿|‿)
( ◜◡＾)っ<---me happy about your dick--->╰⋃╯

Edited 2019-05-05 23:07 (UTC)

No it's just something stupid Namur sent me. He told me to send it to you.

[DOUBLE FACEPALMS AT THE FIRST PART. SO RED!!!!]

Great... thank him for me.

He's always got something funny to say. That was dumb, it was great.

How so?

How so what? The sort of stuff he comes up with? You haven't forgotten the pole comment already, have you?

Edited 2019-05-05 23:46 (UTC)

I was trying, but no, it's seared into my brain.

It's what got me to really go after you at first.

As grateful as perhaps I should be, I'm not sure my dick can really compare to my jitte in length and solidity.

[Why do you flirt with him Ace? He can't flirt. He's a mess.]

I don't think he was talking about your jitte. And it's long, so what? It's not like it'd make me feel as good as you do.

[Ace likes Smoker's attempts okay.]

Yeah? Guess I should give you more demonstration.

[Ace you weirdo.]

You know I'm always down for that. Any place, any time.

[He loves his awkward Marine and his weird mix of flustered, strange, and badass.]

Almost always here too.

[AWKWARD PAUSE.]

How've you been?

I'm good. Trying to plan out a party for Rip. And I've been playing with something on my phone. Couple of things. You can look up all sorts of stuff with these.

I wanna send you a picture.

Yeah? You need help with that, or have you figured it out yet?

I think I do.

First, I wanna show you the second cutest thing you're gonna have on your phone today.

[Ace sends a picture of something he found during his research of a thousand other things earlier. And it is cute.]

[ADORABLE. Smoker is mentally kicking his own ass. Is this who he is now?!]

Only second? You're going to have a tough follow up.

Dogs are really growing on you, huh? And to think only a month ago you hadn't had much experience with them at all.

Yeah, but I can deliver on it.

They are. I like them, they're fun. No one likes me like the dogs like me.

[A second picture is sent after a moment, with Ace wearing a too large shirt that hangs off of one shoulder. He's smiling, warmth and mischief in his expression, and his hair is fluffed up from washing it.] There you go. [He expects some sort of snarky comment, but he knows the picture of him is about as cute as he gets. And it's going to be something that has an effect on Smoker.]

Pretty sure I like you more than the dogs do.

You figured out how to take pictures, now tell me how to make them life size.

I know you do.

Can't help with that. But I could be there for you, and that's close enough.

I'll take it. Get your sexy freckled ass over here, brat.

I'll be over as soon as I can get my shorts on.

No worries, they'll be coming off again before you know it.

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