"You're nowhere near me, you couldn't reach to hit me if you wanted to..." she said, confused. Geeze, humans were weird. "But I'll never say no to free ice cream. But you said closest. Do you want closest, or best?" There is a difference. And this goddess has sent out temporary satellites which she repurposed to find every ice cream shop in a ten mile radius of the temple, and of the college.
Reaaaaaaaaalllllyyyyy???? OOOO