Marine coffee may be black but it's better that way

[justicereigns]

Coffee is meant to be black, as strong as possible and with as little of the fluffy crap as possible. I don't want a mochachina latte frappe with cinnamon swirl. Just a cup of fucking hot black coffee. It's functional, it keeps you alert on the job and thus it should be strong, not weakened with milk, sugar, or anything else. I don't want tea with a hint of jasmine or oolong or any of that other shit. Just coffee. What is so damned hard to understand about that?

On that note. Coffee belongs in your mouth, not on your pants.

And don't even get me started on tea.