justicereigns: (Soldier)
Smoker ([personal profile] justicereigns) wrote 2009-09-26 09:55 pm (UTC)

Alright. There's also this one.

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A Rear-Admiral stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young recruit snapped to attention, made a perfect
salute, and snapped out, "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"

The Rear-Admiral, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"

Well it wasn't a nice night, but the recruit wasn't going to disagree with the Rear-Admiral, so the he saluted again and replied, "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The Rear-Admiral continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"

The recruit didn't agree, but then the seaman was just a recruit, and responded, "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The Rear-Admiral, pointed at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."

The recruit glanced at the dog, saluted yet again, and said, "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The Rear-Admiral continued "I got this dog for my wife."

The recruit simply said, "Good trade, Sir!"

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