Moving Out

[justicereigns]

All hands on deck. The rest of you get the hell on the ship.

I got a final lead on the pirates smuggling arms into this island and we're going hunting now. We'll be back to the Island by the 30th. Except a lot of fighting and rain.

Haru, thanks for the... thing... you did.

Oi Wolf. We gotta talk.

The rest of you stupid punks. Bounties are out. Russia has one, Mello, Matt, Straw-Hats well you know about the rest. Spain you better get your ass on fixing it if you're so insistent of your innocence. Elphaba apparently "excessive use of sparkles" doesn't count as a good enough reason. She'll just have to bug Sengoku personally.

And finally whoever sent the assortment of marine-related jokes to my emails is going to get my boot up their ass the minute I find out. Damn kids.

Comments

[sanctus-memoria.livejournal.com]

Yes sir!


W-What did Spain do, sir?

[justicereigns]

Good girl.

Awhile back he posted questionable pictures on the internet. Since then he "found" stolen goods. And can't find whom to return them to and hasn't turned them into the marines.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

Spain's only crime is that he's a moron.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

And that he's ugly.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

And ANNOYING. Oh my god, annoying.

[fire-temptress.livejournal.com]

Marine-related jokes hm? Sounds like someone has too much free time~

[justicereigns]

Tch. Or is a complete and total idiot.

Please tell me you're above sending them?

[makesyoucoffee.livejournal.com]

S-so, you're really coming after Russia...?

[justicereigns]

Not me personally. I've got other things to do and 14 million is barely worth a second glance. It's underdone in my opinion so likely to go up but I don't give a damn. I have bigger pirates to deal with.

[red-hairshanks.livejournal.com]

Getting all worked up, huh Commodore?

[justicereigns]

YOU!

1/?

[mmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

S-Shanks?!

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

You rang?

[justicereigns]

Yeah. Two things. Business first.

Just got news of a bunch of slaughtered slavers. Your mess I assume?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Hm.

[justicereigns]

... Reborn your sense of humor is surely better than that.

[lilpinkmenace.livejournal.com]

Hunting! What fun~

[justicereigns]

It should be. Ready for a fight as always?

[heartofstone22.livejournal.com]

Glad I could help.

[justicereigns]

Yeah. Thanks. How's the sub?

[witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com]

It was worth trying.

[justicereigns]

I enjoy anything that irks the brass even in the form of requests for bounties I know they'll never follow through with. Aside from which given all the other stupid as fuck reasons they've been giving out bounties lately it makes a very nice protest.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

Why are you even mentioning Spain, doucherag? You know his bounty is a fucking joke.

[justicereigns]

Exactly.

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Marine-related jokes? Like?

[justicereigns]

Recruits got a shock when their Air Force basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose glare could freeze water. At the end of training, the attractive instructor congratulated the recruits and said that if there was anything she could do for us, just ask. From the back, a voice called out, "How about a kiss from the sergeant?" "Sure," she replied, raising her hand to quell the laughter. "But I'll let my assistant take care of it!"

[erasedpages.livejournal.com]

Fun.

[justicereigns]

Which part? Because most of the jokes aren't exactly "fun". Fighting pirates is though.

[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

Any good ones?

[justicereigns]

No. They're pretty abysmal.



A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a marine.

Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.

“Well,” he replied, “The pay is okay and the hours are long, but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong.”

[hotandbrainless.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you didn't try and get a bounty on my affianced?

[justicereigns]

Maybe.

It was more to protest their idiotic system of giving bounties at the moment.

[haruishere.livejournal.com]

Sounds dangerous desu!

[justicereigns]

Marine's job. Danger comes as part of it.