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Moving Out

All hands on deck. The rest of you get the hell on the ship.

I got a final lead on the pirates smuggling arms into this island and we're going hunting now. We'll be back to the Island by the 30th. Except a lot of fighting and rain.

Haru, thanks for the... thing... you did.

Oi Wolf. We gotta talk.

The rest of you stupid punks. Bounties are out. Russia has one, Mello, Matt, Straw-Hats well you know about the rest. Spain you better get your ass on fixing it if you're so insistent of your innocence. Elphaba apparently "excessive use of sparkles" doesn't count as a good enough reason. She'll just have to bug Sengoku personally.

And finally whoever sent the assortment of marine-related jokes to my emails is going to get my boot up their ass the minute I find out. Damn kids.

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Right.

What's point two?

She's completely insane.

I mean. Not in a bad way. But I have no idea what I'm doing here. Well. What she's still doing here. I just figured it would burn out fast. I don't want her to leave and she's not but now it's confusing. And... she's insane.

Damn there's a bunch of things. I also need you to be on the look out for this girl named Yuzuriha. 14-years old. She uses wolves to fight demons and things. I figure if she shows up here you and the sub are like to be the first to know.

Yeah, I know that feeling. My advice would be to just relax and enjoy the good parts of it. Remembering you're getting laid helps. What kind of insane are we talking?

Yuzuriha? What's she look like?

She's... Hn. Remember how at first I couldn't tell if she thought she just owed me or something? It's a little like that. She's ... REALLY into some insane stuff. Which is good. But. I can't tell if it's because she's naturally that crazy or she just thinks I want it. And if it's the latter that's still good, right? Because she wants... something but jeez I don't want to hurt her that much and she's trying to get me to and it's a little mind-blowing. And confusing. Infuriating women.

...Okay, are you trying to tell me she likes it rough?

I remember the days when I could always get a handy file folder of information and pictures and descriptive passages and shit of the people I'm supposed to be looking for. That was nice. Anyway, why does she need finding?

No I like it rough. She's sort of asking for levels where she'd get pretty severely injured. I half-lost control once already and she could barely move the rest of the day. Look point is. She's really... fuck. I know she's trying to goad me into things but I can't tell if it's because she really just likes it that way or because she figures I do and she's just trying to make me happy. And it's not like there's an easy way to ask.

Have you met the new kid Subaru yet? He's not quite like the same Subaru Karen knows, but there's similarities and he sort of knows her but a different her. In her world Karen's one of these seven seals to protect the world from ending. She and the other six are hunted by people trying to remake or end the world. Yuzuriha is one of them and the youngest so if she shows up here...

Oooookay. Well...I don't know. Did you ask? I guess you could just start from there...she seems really nice, but in that kind of fucked-up, I-don't-deserve-nice-people sorta way. You know? So maybe it's neither, maybe she just wants to get hurt 'cause she thinks it's supposed to be like that or that's the only way she knows. But there's not really a way to ask that, either...

What do want me to do, Smoker? She's a fucking kid.

I haven't. Too awkward. And yeah... I really suspect that's part of it. And okay, I can admit, me too a little but I don't really want to hurt her unless she wants it but she seems determined to drive me crazy. That I'm used to. Just not to this degree. And if I start this conversation with her it's the whole risk she thinks I don't like it or want it and she's kind of fragile like that too. I mean sweet and I love her to pieces but I swear if I ever wound up in her world I'd be breaking a lot of heads for the shit they've done to her.

I know that. Look I don't even think she's her yet! She might never be! Don't go actively looking for her or anything my point was, she's got that whole wolf connection thing. If she does show up here you and Toboe or whatever wolves you've got now are likely to be the first to know so either keep an eye on her until she's somewhere safe or let me know. That's it.

Yeah, I know that feeling. The breaking heads one. ...I guess I don't really know what to say. Fuji can get...weird like that sometimes, but not really in the same way...I mean, right now I think she's possibly trying to get my ex-coworker to sleep with us or something which would be awesome if I had any idea what was going on. As is, I think I should probably be hiding.

...Fine. I can do that. Whatever.

... Your girlfriend is a little on the crazy side. And by a little...

Heh Karen is... fiery. Feisty. Completely insane. Gets me to do things I've desperately wanted to and couldn't because they're off the wall insane and I love her for it. Which is also crazy. She's just everything I like, want... need. She's driving me crazy. I haven't felt this out of control in a long while and I don't hate that except hn.

I'm used to always being in the lead. I don't let anyone tell me what to do or when and how to do it and she respects that fine but at the same time I'm not completely sure what she wants or why and letting her decide has been working out just fine so I'm feeling pretty inclined to let that continue except that maybe I should take more of a lead only that would be bad because as it is it seems a lot like she might only be doing things out of wrong reasons or something.

Women. Are. Confusing. Damn it.

Thanks wolf. She might never wind up here, like I said but just in case I don't want some fucking pirate killing her before I even find out.

I know, I know. I like her that way. I'm prepared to admit I'm probably a goddamn masochist.

...You're confusing. You know you don't punctuate when you're freaking out? I'm running out of breath just reading that fucking paragraph. Anyway, I don't know-- I guess you could try getting somebody else to talk to her? Does anybody besides you know her that well? Or...at all?

Yeah, yeah. ...Out of curiosity-- you know what my name is, right?

Right. I guess knowing it is half the battle.

She seems to know more people here than I do already. Elphaba and fuck I don't know everyone she knows. But they're not anyone I'd have... EVER talk to her about this thing. Ever.

Yes Jyabura.

G.I. Jooooe.

...Yeah, how would that conversation go? "Hey, can you ask my girlfriend if she's into hardcore S&M because she has some kind of an inferiority complex, or if violence just gets her hot?"

Just checking.

... Heh.

Which is why that conversation is never going down. She's just confusing period. Now she's talking about getting her own room to protect... my reputation. My reputation is worse than shit. I can't tell if she just wants space or what.

Just don't expect me to use it.

...Your name just became Cobra Commander. Heads up.

Does she know your reputation is worse than shit?

I don't give a shit. I think it's funny. It's like you're trying to be all professional and detached and shit, only I don't have any titles or a surname so you just went with species.

Hey! What the hell? What did I do? Take it back! I'm no terrorist. Jackass.

... She should. I mentioned it. I'll tell her again.

.... Maybe.

First of all, he's the only G.I. Joe character I know, and second, he's not only a terrorist but a flaming, shrieky terrorist, which makes it funnier.

Maybe she should have her own room anyway. Doesn't everybody need some kind of space? Besides, girls have a lot of shit they need room for.

Ha.

... It doesn't make it funnier! It makes it more obnoxious! And why do you only know the villain of the show?

She is because I don't want the brass getting all pissy if she gets promoted. It's just... it doesn't seem like space period as much as space away from me. Which fine, she can have that but I can't tell if she wants that. It's like she's got this plot in her head based on things I don't know about but I can see half of it and enough to know I'm missing half. Original I got her her own room, she was the one who kept sneaking into mine so now I don't want her to go.

Bastard.

I don't know, the internet? I never watched it. ...You did, didn't you.

...Yeah, women are confusing. Maybe you could try to just calm the fuck down and see how that goes.

No.

I am calm...ish.

Don't lie.

You're never calm.

Maybe a little. Someone thought it would be a good campaign here if they changed the names around to marine vs. pirates.

I have moments. I'm usually more relaxed than not. Sometimes.

...It was you. It was totally you, wasn't it?

Uh-huh.

Hahaha no. I don't even remember who it was but Hina or some other idiot forwarded me it so that I'd tell them it was an abysmal idea.

Maybe I'm just thinking too much.

Right, right.

Yeah, you do that too much too. You're gonna make your head explode or something. Hey, if that does happen, I want front row seats.

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