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Moving Out

All hands on deck. The rest of you get the hell on the ship.

I got a final lead on the pirates smuggling arms into this island and we're going hunting now. We'll be back to the Island by the 30th. Except a lot of fighting and rain.

Haru, thanks for the... thing... you did.

Oi Wolf. We gotta talk.

The rest of you stupid punks. Bounties are out. Russia has one, Mello, Matt, Straw-Hats well you know about the rest. Spain you better get your ass on fixing it if you're so insistent of your innocence. Elphaba apparently "excessive use of sparkles" doesn't count as a good enough reason. She'll just have to bug Sengoku personally.

And finally whoever sent the assortment of marine-related jokes to my emails is going to get my boot up their ass the minute I find out. Damn kids.

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G.I. Jooooe.

...Yeah, how would that conversation go? "Hey, can you ask my girlfriend if she's into hardcore S&M because she has some kind of an inferiority complex, or if violence just gets her hot?"

Just checking.

... Heh.

Which is why that conversation is never going down. She's just confusing period. Now she's talking about getting her own room to protect... my reputation. My reputation is worse than shit. I can't tell if she just wants space or what.

Just don't expect me to use it.

...Your name just became Cobra Commander. Heads up.

Does she know your reputation is worse than shit?

I don't give a shit. I think it's funny. It's like you're trying to be all professional and detached and shit, only I don't have any titles or a surname so you just went with species.

Hey! What the hell? What did I do? Take it back! I'm no terrorist. Jackass.

... She should. I mentioned it. I'll tell her again.

.... Maybe.

First of all, he's the only G.I. Joe character I know, and second, he's not only a terrorist but a flaming, shrieky terrorist, which makes it funnier.

Maybe she should have her own room anyway. Doesn't everybody need some kind of space? Besides, girls have a lot of shit they need room for.

Ha.

... It doesn't make it funnier! It makes it more obnoxious! And why do you only know the villain of the show?

She is because I don't want the brass getting all pissy if she gets promoted. It's just... it doesn't seem like space period as much as space away from me. Which fine, she can have that but I can't tell if she wants that. It's like she's got this plot in her head based on things I don't know about but I can see half of it and enough to know I'm missing half. Original I got her her own room, she was the one who kept sneaking into mine so now I don't want her to go.

Bastard.

I don't know, the internet? I never watched it. ...You did, didn't you.

...Yeah, women are confusing. Maybe you could try to just calm the fuck down and see how that goes.

No.

I am calm...ish.

Don't lie.

You're never calm.

Maybe a little. Someone thought it would be a good campaign here if they changed the names around to marine vs. pirates.

I have moments. I'm usually more relaxed than not. Sometimes.

...It was you. It was totally you, wasn't it?

Uh-huh.

Hahaha no. I don't even remember who it was but Hina or some other idiot forwarded me it so that I'd tell them it was an abysmal idea.

Maybe I'm just thinking too much.

Right, right.

Yeah, you do that too much too. You're gonna make your head explode or something. Hey, if that does happen, I want front row seats.

Tch.

Fine you can gauge how much my head is in danger of exploding and watch it happen.

Sweet.

...Hey, sorry I don't really know what to do about it. I guess all you can do is just...try to talk to her about it. I guess maybe I could ask Fuji what she thinks. Analyzing shit like that is kind of her whole thing.

Hn. I think that would probably... what's the word Fujiko uses, "skeeve"? her out. Maybe if you could do it in a way that she couldn't tell it was me but even then...

I mean I am talking to Karen but sometimes I feel like I'm almost speaking a different language to her and other times she seems to understand almost everything important long before I say it.

...Yeah. I keep forgetting about you being her creepy surrogate dad or whatever.

Oh yeah, the weird girl thing.

Or whatever. I have no idea what she considers it. She used to take every opportunity to bug me. It's been a while.

Exactly. Even if you think they're saying the same thing they don't think so.

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