Berri, not a special snowflake, shut up idiots

[justicereigns]

Good job on the arrests everyone. 40 million bounty split amongst the crew. Not too bad. You still need to work on teamwork better but you're improving at least. The smuggling ring operation is over and dealt with. Enjoy 4 days leave, it's the last time you'll get on Shambun island. After this we're shipping out again.

On another note: people need to stop calling me a special snowflake, poetic, or whatever else. I am not a dreamer. And I barely can even qualify under the idea of idealism. So shut it. And fine. I like seagulls. Go to hell. They're not that bad.

No recent fruit-related incidents but check the crates before you experiment with foods. If it's labeled carrots, they should be orange. Use common sense if you have any.

Reborn what the hell am I supposed to get for him?

I'm going out for a smoke and a drink. Don't come look for me unless your name starts with K.

To whoever sent me the mooncakes... thanks. They're pretty good.

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[justicereigns]

No it doesn't. The addenda change the meaning.

Cat Burglar Nami.
Yes. There is.

[chapapapa.livejournal.com]

You still said you like us like this.

Yeah, her. Everyone else isn't.
So, what, you take certain things from Absolute Justice and add your own justice-sprinkles to it?

[justicereigns]

Better. Relative to loathing you before. That's a lot of room for general dislike.

Whatever. The others have their own goals and reasons for piracy and it's not always as noble as "friendship."

... No! True Justice is knowing the cost, one man just trying to do right by the world because someone has to. Justice sprinkles... you're back on the to-punch list.

[chapapapa.livejournal.com]

Which is why I was considering it a compliment, since it was a huge step from "seething hatred".

You don't consider friendship noble?

What? I can't compare justice to ice cream? I didn't realize I was off that list. Or that you even kept a list of people you need to punch.

[justicereigns]

To neutrality.

Depends. Misplaced loyalty goes a long way towards instigating unnecessary fights.

No. Justice isn't... whatever fine. Compare it to ice cream. Freak.
Jyabura's on the list too. He found it amusing I kept such a list.

[chapapapa.livejournal.com]

A compliment that upped it to neutrality.

Their loyalty isn't misplaced, though.

I will, thank you very much. Justice ice cream with sprinkles, and maybe a cherry.
It is amusing. Is it written down, or do you keep track of it all in your head, chapapa?

[justicereigns]

It wasn't a compliment zipper-mouth.

No? We'll see.

... Freak.
It's in my head. It's very easy to keep track of since it has mostly everyone on it but I probably forget some people until they piss me off again and remind me.

[chapapapa.livejournal.com]

Stop denying it, Smokey.

I've seen it firsthand. You probably have too.
Chapa, didn't they save your life once?

Judging by that icon, so are you. Mr. Ice Cream Justice.
So, it's all in your head. Interesting.

[justicereigns]

Don't call me that. You sound like Straw-Hat when you do.

.... Go to hell.
They didn't rescue me out of loyalty so much as Straw-Hat is insane and knew it would help him... shut up.

Tch. I don't put justice sprinkles on my ice cream or justice. I just happen to like ice cream. I also like pie.
You are really annoying sometimes.

[chapapapa.livejournal.com]

He calls you Smokey.

The one time I'm actually serious about something, and you still tell me to go to hell.
You would have died if it weren't for his "insanity".

Justice pie?
You should know that it's 75% on purpose.

[justicereigns]

Unfortunately. I think he's making an active effort to be annoying and not remember my name ends in r not y.

Do you really think I don't know that? I had to let him go face Crocodile to save a country while I had to go hunt down proof that Crocodile has never the World Government's pet like he pretended. NONE of the shichibukai are. Tsk. That's what true justice is. Knowing that sometimes to do the right thing you have to do shit you absolutely don't want to. I'm still going to hunt down Straw-Hat and see him to justice.

... Maybe. Shut up. It's more delicious that way.
I would have expected even higher to be honest.

[chapapapa.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure he doesn't even need to make an effort.

Yeah? So he helped you out. And the people he continually takes down aren't up to your standards anyway.
Even if they are pirates, they do have their own type of justice.

What flavor of justice fruit is in the justice pie?
Chapapa. It's an approximation.

[justicereigns]

Unfortunately.

Are you saying I'm not as strong as him? Please. I've had him at the point I could arrest him 3 separate times. And EVERY TIME he's been rescued by someone else. Dragon the revolutionary leader; his fucking father, Portgas D. Ace: his brother, Boa Hancock: his girlfriend. Monkey D. Luffy isn't that strong alone except that he does have protective allies on a world-class level. He's special, doesn't mean I'm not strong enough to arrest him.
Hn. Doesn't mean I won't stop chasing him. That's my justice.

Any. It's pie with justice carved on the top. I think it probably tastes better just for letting more hot air in or something. So long as it isn't unicorn pie.
Fair enough.

[chapapapa.livejournal.com]

I meant that, he takes down people you would want to take down yourself if you weren't part of the Marines. Like Crocodile.
Wait, Boa Hancock is his girlfriend...?

So, does any food you eat become justice food? Justice mango? Justice steak? Justice cereal?

[justicereigns]

... Correct. I would have taken down Crocodile marines or not but someone needed to prove to the World Government he was working against them so they didn't keep protecting his sorry ass. And... Lucci... yes I would have loved to see him taken down a few pegs. I'd pay a year's salary to have seen him after Straw-Hat beat the shit out of him but... tch. No... I wouldn't have ever tried either. Doesn't mean everything Straw-Hat does is right.
I don't know. She seems to think so in any case.

No. Just justice pie. Justice mangoes would be delicious but I don't even see how that would work. Well the ones on my ship come from Daddy Masterson but I don't think that realistically counts. What the hell would justice cereal even be?

[chapapapa.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I didn't take any pictures for you to see but Lucci was pretty beaten up. He was comatose for a while.
Name one thing Strawhat's done that has been detrimental to any innocent life.

Maybe if they have the Marines symbol painted on them, they'll become Justice Mangoes.
Hmmm...Justice-O's, maybe? Cocoa Justice? Oh! Oh! I know! Justice Flakes!

[justicereigns]

Works for me.
Lets see, he helped break out the ex-shichibukai Crocodile, he broke out how many other cut-throat pirates? He endangered most of Shabondy Archipelago on a whim... need I REALLY go on?

... the seagull? Well that depends on how it's painted there I guess.
... Now I'm just hungry. Okay fine I would eat all of those.

[chapapapa.livejournal.com]

What the hell, when did all that happen? You call the Shabondy Archipelago innocent?
Well, fine. But he himself hasn't done what most pirates do. Like pillage and rape.

I think they actually make Justice Flakes.

[justicereigns]

A while back. Stay on top of things CP9. ... well no but there ARE innocent civilians there.
True. Still doesn't make him innocent either.

I should order some.

[chapapapa.livejournal.com]

I'm not CP9 anymore. I had no way of getting news for a while, chapapa. Yeah, yeah, point taken.

Get the kind with the Justice Marshmallows.

[justicereigns]

Fair enough. Newspapers though.

Sounds good to me. Maybe I'll even share if there's enough.

[chapapapa.livejournal.com]

The village was very underdeveloped.

Is that an offer?

[justicereigns]

Guess you're just stuck. I have no idea how much the wolf keeps up on. If anything.

Maybe.

[chapapapa.livejournal.com]

I don't think he cares enough about most things.

Maybe.

[justicereigns]

The important things I just don't know how otherwise informed of current events he is.

You'll have to get to it before Yachiru. She smells sugar and pounces.