I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm perfectly courteous and polite to you - when you're not being a dumbass. Unfortunately, you're a dumbass at least twenty hours a day.

...There is the slight hiccup of not wanting to...sully a woman's virtue, of course, but that's not ALWAYS an issue! And what the hell do you care about what I've done or haven't done, anyway?!