Damages.

[justicereigns]

Well that was unpleasant. If anyone's hurt, a reminder to see the ship's doctor immediately. Damn. Only 7 of their ships but they still managed to hurt the Lady Justice. I'm using the den den mushis to secure a place to get repairs done but it looks like we'll need to stop by Water 7 as soon as possible. We're sailing at 1/3rd of the speed.

Allen, flu or not, see what you can do about helping to deal with the harpoons in the side of the ship. You'd almost think we were dealing with Hina's ship.

To whomever dropped off the "prisoner" I received with no easy means of identification, thanks. Because I clearly have nothing to do with my time except chase down this idiot's family. And people wonder why I hate pirate scum.

I've got a headache. I'll be in my office with rum and some meds. Don't knock. Karen I could use your help on paperwork.

Oh and who the hell invited a damn cat on this ship? This pet thing is going a little far people. Adopt a seagull. At least they aren't useless. On that note I have some bamboo for you Lass.

Havoc... hn. Not a bad job. Damages would probably be worse without you but see what you can do about that backlash. Damn.

Comments

[igotabigspatula.livejournal.com]

Food can help with headaches, mister!

[justicereigns]

... Sometimes. I was thinking ice might help.

[fire-temptress.livejournal.com]

A headache?

I'll help with what I can.

[justicereigns]

Hn. One of those days. Maybe I'm allergic to cats.

Thanks.

[unlucky-blood.livejournal.com]

Adopting a useless bird? That seems far more sensible than a vermin catcher.

Then again, you are mixing alcohol with medication.

[justicereigns]

Seagulls aren't useless, they deliver air mail. Welcome to the Grand Line boy.

Tsk. It isn't pep pills or uppers, it's tylenol. Get off my back.

[red-hairshanks.livejournal.com]

Dhaha, what happened?

[justicereigns]

.... Tch. I caught them. Eventually. And the ship is fine. So start running Red-Hair.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

Damn, you're a cocksucking analbead.

[justicereigns]

Not in the mood.

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Did you take a lot of damage?

[justicereigns]

... Yes. We'll probably have to make an emergency stop before we even reach Water 7. God damn it.

[tothekolkhoz.livejournal.com]

Alcohol and medication might not be a good mix, Commodore.

[justicereigns]

Don't tell me what to do comrade.

[deutschy.livejournal.com]

As long as you are not imbibing more than three beverages in a day, as it says on the medication's label, you should be safe.

ooc: uwah I'm sorry D: Grumpy Smoker is grumpy

[justicereigns]

... I'm taking fucking MILD headache painkillers. Not uppers or narcotics. What the hell is everyone so worked up about? Next you'll all start telling me to stop smoking.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Ah, the amusements we pick up to keep from being bored.

[justicereigns]

It's a living.

And your "spies" wouldn't have any information on who this toothless, lacking in fingerprints man probably Mello's kidnap victim is would you?

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

Is everyone all right?

[justicereigns]

Hn. I think. Nothing visible but some of the idiot recruits tend to hide injuries so they don't have to seek medical attention when they should.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Cats eat mice, insects and other kind of unpleasant creatures. Seagulls eat shit, your food and make noise all the time. How are they more useful than a cat?

[justicereigns]

Cats are stupid and eat shiny yarn and golems. Seagulls also eat insects and deliver mail. Honestly it's like none of you have spent any time on the Grand Line.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Oi, Commodore, say hi to Iceburg and Galley-La for us when you get to Water 7.

[justicereigns]

Roronoa Zoro.

Tsk. Iceburg... the Mayor of Galley-La how do you know him?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...what about bamboo?

[justicereigns]

For her panda-dog.

[justicereigns]

Your handiwork?

[supershipwright.livejournal.com]

Water 7 eh? Heh. If you want the job done right, go to Dock One.

[justicereigns]

... Just my luck.

Are they really as good as everyone says. The Lady Justice needs to be able to keep up with your ship.

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

You have a thing for seagulls, don't you?

[justicereigns]

....

No.

[erasedpages.livejournal.com]

Damn.

[justicereigns]

Hn. That about sums it up. How are you doing kid?

[chapapapa.livejournal.com]

Everything's unpleasant to you, chapapa.

[justicereigns]

Not everything. Just having my ship with harpoons sticking out of it, dealing with headaches, and people leaving unidentifiable victims for me to deal with. I think those are good things to hate personally.

[stareye-allen.livejournal.com]

No please no.

[justicereigns]

Kid. I've been a unicorn, a dog-wolf, and turned 12 years old. Miranda switched bodies with someone and Rinali's been a boy. You can't hide for the rest of the week.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

As a dead man to a living human being, I would not advise mixing medication with Alcohol.

1/2

[justicereigns]

LIKE I CARE!

[carryabiggun.livejournal.com]

Yeah well I tried not to kill anyone, but explosives just don't work that way.

And Doc says we need more bandages at our next stop off.

[justicereigns]

I sent in a seagull airmail order for the bandages, closest island we can get to is that party one on Halloween so hopefully it'll last until then.

Just be more careful. And don't endanger my men. You thinking of sticking around long?