justicereigns | Damages.

Well that was unpleasant. If anyone's hurt, a reminder to see the ship's doctor immediately. Damn. Only 7 of their ships but they still managed to hurt the Lady Justice. I'm using the den den mushis to secure a place to get repairs done but it looks like we'll need to stop by Water 7 as soon as possible. We're sailing at 1/3rd of the speed.

Allen, flu or not, see what you can do about helping to deal with the harpoons in the side of the ship. ~~You'd almost think we were dealing with Hina's ship.~~

To whomever dropped off the "prisoner" I received with no easy means of identification, thanks. Because I clearly have nothing to do with my time except chase down this idiot's family. And people wonder why I hate pirate scum.

I've got a headache. I'll be in my office with rum and some meds. Don't knock. Karen I could use your help on paperwork.

Oh and who the hell invited a damn cat on this ship? This pet thing is going a little far people. Adopt a seagull. At least they aren't useless. On that note I have some bamboo for you Lass.

~~Havoc... hn. Not a bad job. Damages would probably be worse without you but see what you can do about that backlash. Damn.~~

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Who said anything about friends, shitty eyebrow! I didn't!...He's a weird kind of Marine, anyway, it doesn't count.

You're practically telling him your goddamn life story.

The hell? I barely mentioned me, 'n all that Enies Lobby and Water 7 stuff is practically public record. You're reaching, cook.

Well you ran your mouth about all that enough, then. Whatever - so, what, is this how you spend your break between naps now?

My weights broke. Not like there's anything going on now, unless you're offering to spar?

...How in the hell did your weights break?

Actually, don't answer that. I don't wanna know.

Yeah, well...don't go up to the crow's nest gym then.

Because I go up there so often. You know how I love the smell of sweaty shitty swordsmen.

More like nancy cooks can't be bothered to work out.

Don't gotta lift weights 24/7 to be able to kick you around all over the deck, dumbass.

Not even weights would make you able to do that. Might help with your toothpick arms, though.

It's my feet you gotta worry about!

Anyway, not all of us wanna look like a goddamn gorilla.

Uh-huh. I'm real worried.

Gorillas are majestic beasts, ahou. And at least I can go shirtless freely, unlike your skinny, buttoned-up self.

Gentlemen don't wander around all day half-naked! It's rude when there's female company present!!

Sure. And that's why the girls always find excuses to lounge around on deck when I'm training with my shirt off.

THEY'D BE OUT THERE ANYWAY, like they wanna be blinded by all your stupid skin!

Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better, love-cook.

You're one to talk about blinding, who is it around here who's so pale he practically glows in the dark?

OI, I'm not pale, asshole, I'm just...fair-skinned!! Some of us actually have WORK to do on this ship and we can't camp out on deck all day, you know - ain't my fault I gotta stay in the galley so much, you idiots eat like fucking black holes!

Pale, fair-skinned, both just mean you're white as ~~the moon~~ a freaking clam. Yeah.

Che! I work! I work all the time! And growing young guys have needs, as I'm damn sure you know.

Whatever, it ain't a crime! S'better than being lobster red, and that's the only other color I go.

Heh. Think I know better than you do, yeah. Only thing YOU ever seem to need besides food is more sleep.

S'better than being lobster red

...Oh, I dunno about that. I can think of a couple situations...uh.

Che. Food, sleep, and training, those are the basic needs. Other things get...sublimated. Doesn't mean I don't know about 'em. ~~In theory.~~