Damages.

[justicereigns]

Well that was unpleasant. If anyone's hurt, a reminder to see the ship's doctor immediately. Damn. Only 7 of their ships but they still managed to hurt the Lady Justice. I'm using the den den mushis to secure a place to get repairs done but it looks like we'll need to stop by Water 7 as soon as possible. We're sailing at 1/3rd of the speed.

Allen, flu or not, see what you can do about helping to deal with the harpoons in the side of the ship. You'd almost think we were dealing with Hina's ship.

To whomever dropped off the "prisoner" I received with no easy means of identification, thanks. Because I clearly have nothing to do with my time except chase down this idiot's family. And people wonder why I hate pirate scum.

I've got a headache. I'll be in my office with rum and some meds. Don't knock. Karen I could use your help on paperwork.

Oh and who the hell invited a damn cat on this ship? This pet thing is going a little far people. Adopt a seagull. At least they aren't useless. On that note I have some bamboo for you Lass.

Havoc... hn. Not a bad job. Damages would probably be worse without you but see what you can do about that backlash. Damn.

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oi marimo, what the hell are you talking to this asshole for?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Mind your own business, ero-cook. S'nothing.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It is my business if you're gonna go making friends with shitty marines, ya idiot!

[justicereigns]

... You're really going to have an argument on my journal about him saying hi to mock me. Really? Really?

I'm flattered you're all so obsessed and worried I'll hunt you down. Bout fucking time.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That was the plan, yeah.

Who's worried? Don't kid yourself, shithead.

[justicereigns]

Hilarious.

Whatever idiot. You're the one with your boxers all in a bunch not me. Do you only mother hen the swordsman or have you never noticed your precious archaeologist and shipwright saying hi.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Nope, never noticed. I don't make a habit of paying attention to your posts.

[justicereigns]

So I just got lucky that you decided to bother Roronoa. Joy.

Don't you have some sort of smoothies to make or whatever the hell you do?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Lucky me, I can do that and type at the same time. I'm just that skilled.

[justicereigns]

Humble too. What the hell island are you idiots on anyway?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

We're on this fascinating place called The Ocean.

[justicereigns]

Right I forgot you idiots don't plan ahead what island is next. Honestly I don't know how you can stand it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

How the hell are we supposed to plan ahead, we just go where the log pose takes us.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Who said anything about friends, shitty eyebrow! I didn't!...He's a weird kind of Marine, anyway, it doesn't count.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You're practically telling him your goddamn life story.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

The hell? I barely mentioned me, 'n all that Enies Lobby and Water 7 stuff is practically public record. You're reaching, cook.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well you ran your mouth about all that enough, then. Whatever - so, what, is this how you spend your break between naps now?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

My weights broke. Not like there's anything going on now, unless you're offering to spar?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...How in the hell did your weights break?

Actually, don't answer that. I don't wanna know.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well...don't go up to the crow's nest gym then.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Because I go up there so often. You know how I love the smell of sweaty shitty swordsmen.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

More like nancy cooks can't be bothered to work out.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

But sure, if you're willing to get your ass handed to you, I'm up for a spar.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks so much for going out of your way.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're just so welcome, marimo.