Damages.

[justicereigns]

Well that was unpleasant. If anyone's hurt, a reminder to see the ship's doctor immediately. Damn. Only 7 of their ships but they still managed to hurt the Lady Justice. I'm using the den den mushis to secure a place to get repairs done but it looks like we'll need to stop by Water 7 as soon as possible. We're sailing at 1/3rd of the speed.

Allen, flu or not, see what you can do about helping to deal with the harpoons in the side of the ship. You'd almost think we were dealing with Hina's ship.

To whomever dropped off the "prisoner" I received with no easy means of identification, thanks. Because I clearly have nothing to do with my time except chase down this idiot's family. And people wonder why I hate pirate scum.

I've got a headache. I'll be in my office with rum and some meds. Don't knock. Karen I could use your help on paperwork.

Oh and who the hell invited a damn cat on this ship? This pet thing is going a little far people. Adopt a seagull. At least they aren't useless. On that note I have some bamboo for you Lass.

Havoc... hn. Not a bad job. Damages would probably be worse without you but see what you can do about that backlash. Damn.

Comments

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

It's a soothing Italian ballad, jackass.

[justicereigns]

Soothing the way Crocodile Rocks is I'm sure.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

What the hell is Crocodile Rocks?

[justicereigns]

A song. A very very annoying song that idiot skeleton made.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

Everything that skeleton sings is shit.

[justicereigns]

It seems we agree on something then. Although his rendition of Bink's Sake is pretty damn good.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

Shut up. You were singing in that Crocodile Rocks song and you KNOW it.

[justicereigns]

..............................................

NO I WASN'T! First of all I do not sound like a fucking frog! My voice is much deeper. SECONDLY, why did you even listen to it?! You just said everything that idiot sings is shit. And do you REALLY think I'd be anywhere NEAR that reptile?!

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

I didn't think you sounded like a frog. I think you sounded like a fucking mentally retarded Spaniard who is drunk and has a spicy meatball stuck in his throat.

How should I know? I don't know whatever reptile you're talking about.

[justicereigns]

.................. I have no idea what that would sound like.

Crocodile. Swear to god you must have brain injuries the size of a calm belt.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

Why not? You hear yourself every day.

I'm not from around here, douchebag.

[justicereigns]

I very much doubt that's how I sound.

What does that have to do with it?! It's called Crocodile Rocks! If you were stupid enough to think I was singing in it then you must have thought MOST of the song was sung by Crocodile himself! AND NO. If that man I was ANYWHERE near me I'd arrest him and throw him back in Impel Down. Fucking idiot.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

No, I think you do.

It says right in it that you're singing the stupid part. And how was I supposed to know someone NAMED Crocodile. Do you know someone named Mexico?

[justicereigns]

Like hell you'd even know.

He lied. I don't sing.
... You're a country. You know people who are not only named nations but ARE those. My name is Smoker. Do you REALLY want to talk to about stupid names? There's a guy named Daz Bones, Reborn, and Gold Roger. In the grand scheme of things, Crocodile isn't such a weird name.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

I DO know.

I didn't say Mexico was a stupid name. It's a country name and you've never heard of him. But Smoker, on the other hand, is a VERY stupid name. What kind of mother looks at her newborn baby and goes: "Yes. He will be a chain smoker when he grows up SO I WILL NAME HIM SMOKER."

What the fuck?

[justicereigns]

You've never heard me to in person dumbass.

Except we're not talking about a song called "Mexico and South Italty." If we were and Brooke supposedly had you both singing, I'd then have to assume you were singing in the presence of Mexico if I assumed you were singing in it at all. Except I wouldn't think he recorded you singing because I'm not an idiot with brain damage.

Don't know, don't care. I like my name just fine.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

I don't need to. I heard the song.

...what the hell are you talking about?

Your name sucks.

[justicereigns]

I'm not in the song idiot.

I wasn't saying you shouldn't who Crocodile is. I'm saying anyone who claimed I was singing would have had to insist Crocodile was singing. SIMPLE as that. Of course this all predicates on the idea that you're not an idiot so forget it, the basic assumption is wrong.

You think I care?

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

Right.

You're just making stuff up to make yourself look smarter. Does calling someone else an idiot make you feel smart?

Yes. Don't cry.

[justicereigns]

I'm not. Ask the stupid skeleton. He even said he was impersonating us. Tch.

This coming from a man who makes up slurs like "cockbandit"?! No. It reminds me that the more I argue this the more I need a drink.

And you're incapable of discerning sarcasm.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

I don't want to talk to the fucking skeleton.

What's wrong with cockbandit?! Why don't you drink some more and then go for a little drive. See how it goes.

And you're gay.

[justicereigns]

Suffer.

And dickrefrigerator? You basically make shit up. I wasn't even making anything up you're just doing that thing people do when they're pushing their own self-loathing on someone else. Projecting? Whatever. I don't give a shit.

I can drive fine but we're out at sea.

What two people do in their own time I don't give a shit. But I have a girlfriend and you're projecting.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

Dickrefrigerator is a good one. I have to keep up with the times. Cockicebox or analbutterchurn don't have the same effect anymore.

Projecting? I don't have self-loathing! I'm AWESOME!

[justicereigns]

... Idiot.

Right. Whatever you say.