[Voice -- Guess who got a 4chan page to kick things off?]

[justicereigns]

This -- THIS IS COMPLETELY DISGUSTING!!!

Who -- WHAT KIND OF TWISTED MIND WOULD CREATE THIS HORROR?!

[You can practically hear the twitching.] There are somethings NO man should be forced to see. I can't even tell which is worse! The ones with Crocodile or the ones with Boa Hancock! The very idea is revolting! And Blackbeard-- eewwwww.... OH GOD GARP THE FIST IS IN THIS TOO?!

[Tone drops to a deadly warning.] Whoever's idea of sick joke this is better start running because when I found you? I got my seastone jitte back and no devil fruit in the world is going to save you.

[Say what's that catchy music? Smoker seems confused by it, and shuts up for a bit to try to find the source before deciding it's the journal and throwing it against the wall.]

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[justicereigns]

I'm aware. I didn't need to be given pictures of it, however. The sand tentacles were a bit too much.

[Sounds like he's going to throw up... for a good reason.]

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

[ A faint chuckle. ]

Oh, was that all? [ Give her a cookie for managing to remain calm despite the revulsion D: ugh. Sand tentacles? What. How would .. no, don't think about it. ]

I never thought you would permit the use of a devil fruit in that way, personally. It's quite shocking, the things that pop up. Aren't you lucky there are no Marines about to see your name besmirched so?

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[justicereigns]

I WOULDN'T! I WOULDN'T LET HIM EVEN COME NEAR ME-- [He's just cut off into strangled yelping noises.]

[justicereigns]

Tch. You say that like it wasn't possibly one of their doing.

God damn it, I hate the world.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, that was an unusual noise. Are you quite all right, Commodore?

[ A few minutes pass as Robin is kind enough to let Smoker regain his composure. She's going to laugh for a million years after this. ]

Hnn. Certainly it is most likely the case - but are you saying you wouldn't consider the possibility of alternate realities? There is probably one for every choice we don't make, after all. Who is to say that what you find hasn't come from there?

[justicereigns]

[Wait till she sees him dance the Numa Numa Dance at some point.]

Oh, fuck no. That is not even a remote possibility. Not even at rock bottom desperate. I'd sooner marry Hina even knowing the kind of hell that would make my life. [You can just hear the bristling like a polecat and kicking furniture over.]

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

[ She will so record that to watch later. Or for blackmail material. Hard to say. ]

How adamant. Have you considered the marriage prospect of the woman then? It would be quite a match I'm sure. Far more beneficial to your sanity than a marriage to Crocodile I'm certain.

In fact I believe there is one... [ rustling noises. ] Would you be interested in a trade?

[justicereigns]

No, I haven't considered it, she's an annoying....

What are you getting at? [Low growl, he's already in a horrible mood.]

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

Simple. You seem so distraught by the images in your possession, and I have in mine images of a less sordid nature. You're welcome to them, and I would simply take what upset you so off of your hands and lock it away so you needn't see it anymore.

I would be doing you a favor, you realize.

[justicereigns]

I burned the pictures. Do I really look stupid enough to give a pirate weapons like that?

And I'm 99.9999% certain if you even have pictures they're a trap.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

[ .. Wisely, Robin bites her tongue on that question. ]

Do you really think that a gift from the Malnosso will remain gone? Given that the rules of death rarely apply here, I wouldn't be surprised if you were to wake up in the morning with such sordid images plastered to the walls.

[ If this actually happens, she didn't do it. ]

That you would give me a .0001% benefit of the doubt is flattering.

[justicereigns]

Oh god... [Then he will burn the apartment :| The world shouldn't have to suffer Garp/Sengoku and naked Blackbeard damn it. FOR JUSTICE.]

I don't believe in absolutes.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

Are you sure about that?

[justicereigns]

Relatively.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

Then would you agree that there may be a .0001% possibilty that there is a reality in which the images which scarred you so deeply are true?

[justicereigns]

....

I HATE YOU! [He doesn't care that it's immature. He does hate her.]

That just... that... That's not me.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

My, you wound me with such venomous words.

[ Score Point Get. :D ]

Of course it isn't you. At least, not in our reality. But the possibility of there being an alternate you elsewhere is frightening, isn't it? I wonder what you would do if you were confronted with your other self.

[justicereigns]

I would kill him. For the sake of justice. Alternate self or not, some things just should not be.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

I suppose that might be considered a form of suicide. Regardless, I hope you would be able to live with yourself afterwards - the spirits of those murdered tend to haunt their victims. I suppose that if that were the case then you would be plagued by a constant reminder of your alternate self's ...activities.

[justicereigns]

I could live with that easier than the concept that an alternate me might continue --

..............

WHAT THE HELL!? Why are we even having this conversation?! It's EXTREMELY unlikely EVEN for alternate universes! IF SUCH A THING EXISTS.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

Oh, why not?

Perhaps it's unlikely, but I don't believe in absolutes.

[justicereigns]

Shut up, I don't want to hear you copying me.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

Copying? Hardly, I'm merely stating an opinion.

Does it bother you to know you share something in common with someone like me?

[justicereigns]

Yes, as a matter of fact, it does.

[ohara-native.livejournal.com]

Somehow this pleases me.

Still I believe I shall take my leave of you. Have a pleasant evening Commodore. I would hope your dreams would be free of naughty images of Crocodile and other Shichibukai, but I somehow doubt that you would be so lucky.

[ And she has the audacity to chuckle at your pain and trauma, Smoker! ]