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[justicereigns]

[Apparently Luffy is running around like a madman, smoking two cigars and looking a little huskier than his usual self. Also, he doesn't seem to have his rubber devil fruit, instead every so often, there's a jump with smoke or a dodge to the side, but no stretching whatsoever.]

God damn it! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! [Oh yeah, and he's being chased by a pair of seastone handcuffs and a seastone-tipped jitte. Payback is a bitch, even when it's justice. Unfortunately even the near endurance master is going to run out of energy sometime, and after slowing down just a little, he trips, gets pounced by the jitte in his back and the handcuffs instantly latch around his wrists. After some wriggling, it's clear his journal is open so he just wriggles over to it.]

Can someone get me out of these fucking things? I have the key, I'm just not that flexible, ironically. [And that would be Smoker's voice, but apparently "Luffy's" head smacking into the ground.] Snow is a lot colder when you're completely human by the way. And now my smokes are running out. Joy.

Comments

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[orchidsandfire.livejournal.com]

[LMAO.] I don't see how that would make my life more exciting.

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[justicereigns]

It's not a hobby for everyone. [Shrugs.] No accounting for taste after all.

[lost-koneko.livejournal.com]

[thinks for a moment...]

Smoker likes Luffy-nii-chama?

[justicereigns]

[Chokes and whimpers.]

No. I'm supposed to catch him.

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[spade-of-fire.livejournal.com]

[Wraps up his laughter.] No thanks. It seems you're already there, and I'd prefer better company.

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[justicereigns]

Then fuck off and stop wasting my time brat.

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[spade-of-fire.livejournal.com]

Of course, you'd rather spend your time "doing things" to your new handcuffed body, right?

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[justicereigns]

GO DIE!!!

How can you even JOKE about such gross things? Ugh...

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[spade-of-fire.livejournal.com]

You're the one who said it first, remember? [He just likes getting a rise out of you.]

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[justicereigns]

BECAUSE I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!

[Smoker is really easy to aggravate...]

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[spade-of-fire.livejournal.com]

Ah, I know that.

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[justicereigns]

You just choose to be an idiot?

[lost-koneko.livejournal.com]

... then why did Smoker turn into Luffy-nii-chama?

[justicereigns]

The Malnosso hate me?

Hn. It's suggested that it's because I want to catch him so much, I keep turning into "captured Straw-Hat" which is why my jitte and cuffs are possessed against me.

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[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

Zehahahahahaha!

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[justicereigns]

GO TO HELL PIRATE!

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[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

...Why do ya look like Straw Hat?

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[justicereigns]

Because the gods or Malnosso hate me, no doubt.

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[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

Zehahahahaha! This experiment's a weird one, all right!

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[justicereigns]

Tch. And what are you? Pure evil?

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[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

Nope, unless pure evil looks exactly like pie!

[lost-koneko.livejournal.com]

Oh! Kirimi understand now.

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[justicereigns]

Not if it's Justice Pie.

You're ... pie.

Right, the Malnosso are officially fucked in the head.

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[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

Well, it ain't so bad! At least I ain't bein' chased 'round by my own stuff!

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[spade-of-fire.livejournal.com]

Hehe. It's a lot of fun to make fun of you, Commodore. [Especially since you want to arrest his brother, he's not going to be making your life easier, but he doesn't dislike you.]