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[justicereigns]

[Apparently Luffy is running around like a madman, smoking two cigars and looking a little huskier than his usual self. Also, he doesn't seem to have his rubber devil fruit, instead every so often, there's a jump with smoke or a dodge to the side, but no stretching whatsoever.]

God damn it! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! [Oh yeah, and he's being chased by a pair of seastone handcuffs and a seastone-tipped jitte. Payback is a bitch, even when it's justice. Unfortunately even the near endurance master is going to run out of energy sometime, and after slowing down just a little, he trips, gets pounced by the jitte in his back and the handcuffs instantly latch around his wrists. After some wriggling, it's clear his journal is open so he just wriggles over to it.]

Can someone get me out of these fucking things? I have the key, I'm just not that flexible, ironically. [And that would be Smoker's voice, but apparently "Luffy's" head smacking into the ground.] Snow is a lot colder when you're completely human by the way. And now my smokes are running out. Joy.

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[Voice]

[eternallydenied.livejournal.com]

Where are you?

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

Near the fountain.

[Dude, cop here. Someone picking his cuffs will make him wary. However, he's got the key to his own cuffs, but through running, he's too twisted to reach it. orz]

[Voice/Action]

[eternallydenied.livejournal.com]

I'll be there shortly.

[Voice/Action]

[justicereigns]

Great thanks.

[Flat glare trying to wrestle his own jitte down.]

You a friend of his? [Staaaares. Also, still smokes... slightly... it's starting to go out from the snow.]

[Action]

[eternallydenied.livejournal.com]

Not quite. I'm familiar with one of his crew mates though.

I see your desire to imprison Luffy has gotten the best of you. Where are the keys?

[Video]

[orchidsandfire.livejournal.com]

...I take it that my suggestion didn't work too well.

[Video]

[justicereigns]

For... a little while.

[It was an epic chase scene. Befitting of Benny Hill.]

[Video]

[orchidsandfire.livejournal.com]

Do you want me to come help you?

[Video]

[justicereigns]

Yes... please...

[He's just going to lay in the snow for a bit. Plotting against his jitte. And to think he'd been so happy to find it.]

[Video]

[orchidsandfire.livejournal.com]

What's your location?

... and is her brother

[lost-koneko.livejournal.com]

... ... [you sounds like... yet you don't] ... Smoker? Is that you?

too cute

[justicereigns]

Yeah. Unfortunately.

[lost-koneko.livejournal.com]

[thinks for a moment...]

Smoker likes Luffy-nii-chama?

[justicereigns]

[Chokes and whimpers.]

No. I'm supposed to catch him.

[lost-koneko.livejournal.com]

... then why did Smoker turn into Luffy-nii-chama?

[Video]

[spade-of-fire.livejournal.com]

[He's just laughing. Give him a minute.]

[Video]

[justicereigns]

GO TO HELL!

[Manly men don't cry. He IS gonna just sulk in the snow a little though.]

[Video]

[spade-of-fire.livejournal.com]

[Wraps up his laughter.] No thanks. It seems you're already there, and I'd prefer better company.

[Video]

[justicereigns]

Then fuck off and stop wasting my time brat.

[Video]

[spade-of-fire.livejournal.com]

Of course, you'd rather spend your time "doing things" to your new handcuffed body, right?

[Voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

Zehahahahahaha!

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

GO TO HELL PIRATE!

[Voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

...Why do ya look like Straw Hat?

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

Because the gods or Malnosso hate me, no doubt.

[Voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

Zehahahahaha! This experiment's a weird one, all right!