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[justicereigns]

[Apparently Luffy is running around like a madman, smoking two cigars and looking a little huskier than his usual self. Also, he doesn't seem to have his rubber devil fruit, instead every so often, there's a jump with smoke or a dodge to the side, but no stretching whatsoever.]

God damn it! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! [Oh yeah, and he's being chased by a pair of seastone handcuffs and a seastone-tipped jitte. Payback is a bitch, even when it's justice. Unfortunately even the near endurance master is going to run out of energy sometime, and after slowing down just a little, he trips, gets pounced by the jitte in his back and the handcuffs instantly latch around his wrists. After some wriggling, it's clear his journal is open so he just wriggles over to it.]

Can someone get me out of these fucking things? I have the key, I'm just not that flexible, ironically. [And that would be Smoker's voice, but apparently "Luffy's" head smacking into the ground.] Snow is a lot colder when you're completely human by the way. And now my smokes are running out. Joy.

Comments

[Voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

Lucky? Ta have a crew that don't like pie? I knew the Marines were idiots, but...

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

Tch. You're the stupid one. What would be good about having a crew that can't even stay physically fit?

[Voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

It ain't 'bout fitness, it's taste that matters! I ain't gonna tell 'em they gotta eat pie mornin', noon, an' night, but ya can't not like pie! It's just weird!

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

Less weird than turning into one.

[Voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

Ya ain't one ta talk, ya know.

What's this experiment 'bout, anyways? I can't make heads or tails o' it!

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

Tch. Whatever pirate.

Beats me. Someone said something about things you're obsessed with. Hell if I know.

[Voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess me bein' pie makes some kinda sense. Why would ya be Straw Hat, though? [Mind slowly veering off in unfortunate directions. The handcuffs aren't really helping.]

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

I'm going to capture him, no matter what.

[Voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

Zehahahahaha! Really? I thought that... Naw, never mind.

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

[Twitch.]

What?

[Voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

I figured ya were gay or somethin'! But wantin' ta capture Straw Hat, that makes a bit more sense!

[Voice] 1/4

[justicereigns]

[Twitch... Twitch...]

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

[So. Much. Twitching.]

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

[Oh god. Words cannot describe how much he hates you right now.]

[Voice] 4/5 I fail

[justicereigns]

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH--?!?

EVEN IF I DIDN'T LIKE WOMEN -- THAT. I CAN DO A FUCKING LOT BETTER THAN STRAW-HAT!

UGH!

[Voice] NOW done

[justicereigns]

And I do like women. Just so you know...

WHY THE HELL AM I EXPLAINING THIS TO YOU?!

[Voice] Well done; that was hilarious!

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

Zehahahahahahahahahaha! [Yeah, this asshole's pretty much laughing it up throughout the entire rant.]

Oh man, this has definitely been the best part o' my week! Almost makes up fer Pops showin' up! Zehahahahahahaha!

[Voice] lol thank you thank you

[justicereigns]

Oh, go fuck yourself pie-man.

I'm surprised you didn't just decide to kill the old timer again.

[Voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

I ain't stupid! What kinda idiot would go after Whitebeard when he's perfectly healthy an' ya don't have back-up?

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

Someone with actual guts. Didn't Rogers after all?

Oh, right. I forgot you have more important things to do. Like being pie.

[Voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess the Marines did that too. No, wait, ya got yer asses kicked in front o' the whole goddamn world!

There wouldn't be a whole lotta reasons fer me ta kill Pops here anyways! Even if everything works out, he's still gonna come back an' hunt me down again an' again!

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

Portgas died, Whitebeard died, and your idiot prison escapees can go destroy all the of New World for all I fucking care.

Now that I can almost support.

[Voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

An' how many Marines died 'cause they charged at Pops, blindly followin' orders even though they couldn't do anything to 'im? How many pirates went on a rampage 'cause all the Marines were brought ta one place, not even countin' Pops' last words or that prison break?

Hell, I'm the only one who won in the end! Both you guys were screwed over, while I got exactly what I'd wanted from the start!

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

You must be so proud; proving to the world that you have absolutely no sense of honor and managing to make even the Whitebeard pirates look good in comparison.

[Voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

Honour ain't exactly what people associate with pirates, ya know.