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[Apparently Luffy is running around like a madman, smoking two cigars and looking a little huskier than his usual self. Also, he doesn't seem to have his rubber devil fruit, instead every so often, there's a jump with smoke or a dodge to the side, but no stretching whatsoever.]

God damn it! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! [Oh yeah, and he's being chased by a pair of seastone handcuffs and a seastone-tipped jitte. Payback is a bitch, even when it's justice. Unfortunately even the near endurance master is going to run out of energy sometime, and after slowing down just a little, he trips, gets pounced by the jitte in his back and the handcuffs instantly latch around his wrists. After some wriggling, it's clear his journal is open so he just wriggles over to it.]

Can someone get me out of these fucking things? I have the key, I'm just not that flexible, ironically. [And that would be Smoker's voice, but apparently "Luffy's" head smacking into the ground.] Snow is a lot colder when you're completely human by the way. And now my smokes are running out. Joy.

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Where are you?

...I take it that my suggestion didn't work too well.

Near the fountain.

[Dude, cop here. Someone picking his cuffs will make him wary. However, he's got the key to his own cuffs, but through running, he's too twisted to reach it. orz]

For... a little while.

[It was an epic chase scene. Befitting of Benny Hill.]

Do you want me to come help you?

I'll be there shortly.

Great thanks.

[Flat glare trying to wrestle his own jitte down.]

You a friend of his? [Staaaares. Also, still smokes... slightly... it's starting to go out from the snow.]

Yes... please...

[He's just going to lay in the snow for a bit. Plotting against his jitte. And to think he'd been so happy to find it.]

Not quite. I'm familiar with one of his crew mates though.

I see your desire to imprison Luffy has gotten the best of you. Where are the keys?

What's your location?

Tch. It's my job, and duty. [And his ~*dream*~]

Hanging off my belt. [Because he stopped keeping it in his pocket shortly after it became a repetitive issue.] Though if you have a light that'd be even better.

[See his priorities?]

Near the fountain. It's impossible to miss. [Grunts and some scuffling sounds.] On account of the jitte.

I'll be right there.

[Aaaand she's there in a couple of minutes, just looking at him in amusement.]

Where's the key?

Right.

You're asking the wrong person.

Damn.

All right fine. [Squirms and rolls around, looking a lot like Luffy when pinned actually.] Here, this side.

You'd think they'd at least let me be more flexible... tch. Though I guess with the seastone it'd be moot anyway.

On my belt loops. After it started being an issue I figured it'd be better there. 'Course, now I can't reach it.

[Hmm. Diana walks closer to him and bends down, unclasping the key from the belt loop.]

Now, stay still.

It could be worse~! I'm Hakkai, and you are?

Smoker.

Normally.

[The second it's unlocked he's pulling out twin cigars and lighting up, puffing with relief.]

[Holds still trying not to notice the hot chick bending over him too much.]

Thanks. [A small grunt.]

[Welp, Diana is oblivious.

A few seconds and...voila! A click and Luffy-Smoker is free.]

There you go.

It's unfortunate that we couldn't meet under better circumstances, but it's a pleasure to meet you.

[All threatening justice things hopefully. Smoker's really hating that he's getting a reputation for being cute and cuddly apparently.]

Hn. Likewise. And... thanks. [Small salute, and inhales the breather.]

[Stretches and instantly lights up cigars.]

Thanks. Hey, you didn't get changed into anything?

No, fortunately. [Nope, not looking smug. Also, the image of Luffy smoking is a little weird.] It seems I've escaped this experiment unscathed. So far.

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