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[Apparently Luffy is running around like a madman, smoking two cigars and looking a little huskier than his usual self. Also, he doesn't seem to have his rubber devil fruit, instead every so often, there's a jump with smoke or a dodge to the side, but no stretching whatsoever.]

God damn it! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! [Oh yeah, and he's being chased by a pair of seastone handcuffs and a seastone-tipped jitte. Payback is a bitch, even when it's justice. Unfortunately even the near endurance master is going to run out of energy sometime, and after slowing down just a little, he trips, gets pounced by the jitte in his back and the handcuffs instantly latch around his wrists. After some wriggling, it's clear his journal is open so he just wriggles over to it.]

Can someone get me out of these fucking things? I have the key, I'm just not that flexible, ironically. [And that would be Smoker's voice, but apparently "Luffy's" head smacking into the ground.] Snow is a lot colder when you're completely human by the way. And now my smokes are running out. Joy.

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I'll be right there.

[Aaaand she's there in a couple of minutes, just looking at him in amusement.]

Where's the key?

On my belt loops. After it started being an issue I figured it'd be better there. 'Course, now I can't reach it.

[Hmm. Diana walks closer to him and bends down, unclasping the key from the belt loop.]

Now, stay still.

[Holds still trying not to notice the hot chick bending over him too much.]

Thanks. [A small grunt.]

[Welp, Diana is oblivious.

A few seconds and...voila! A click and Luffy-Smoker is free.]

There you go.

[Stretches and instantly lights up cigars.]

Thanks. Hey, you didn't get changed into anything?

No, fortunately. [Nope, not looking smug. Also, the image of Luffy smoking is a little weird.] It seems I've escaped this experiment unscathed. So far.

[Two cigars even.] Lucky. Maybe it's true what they say and it has to be something you really want.

Is there anything you want?

Of course. I suppose I was just spared this time. [It would be so awkward to turn into her mother. Or Batman.]

[It'd be hilarious for her to turn into Batman.]

Hm. Guess so. [Fiddles with a lighter.]

Maybe if I jammed the jitte over the cuffs far enough in the grou-- Fuck. But then Blackbeard will take it. [Sidelong glance befitting of Smoker and ODD on Luffy's face.] So what have you been up to lately.

I can keep them safe for you for the duration of the experiment.

[lol she can't get over how weird it is] Oh, just the usual. The days are actually becoming quite mundane.

[Hands her the cuffs.] Maybe just the cuffs then. I don't need bondage jokes on top of everything els-- [And just like that, it clicks around one of the wrists again.] Oh, I give up.

Boring, really? [Smirks slyly.] Maybe you just need something interesting to liven it up.

[She unlocks the cuffs again with a grin, this time keeping it far away from him.]

Perhaps. Any suggestions?

I hear magnetic handcuffs are all the rage in excitement these days.

[LMAO.] I don't see how that would make my life more exciting.

It's not a hobby for everyone. [Shrugs.] No accounting for taste after all.

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