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[justicereigns]

Age is just a number. 34. 35. Close enough, right?

[There's a drunk slur to his words followed by the clink of rocks being stacked and summarily falling over.]

Damn it! These rocks are defective. [As opposed to functional rocks?] Tashigi!

[....] Oh right. She's not here. Tch. Maybe a whole rum cake wasn't such a great idea after all.

[This has been a public service announcement. Don't drink and post folks. Anyone looking to find our drunk White Hunter might find him stomping around the dark, looking for non-defective... rocks. He's also carrying around a bottle of Rhum brand rum. And he's a prime target for messing with. Happy Birthday Smoker.]

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[justicereigns]

That's the kind of party I meant.

[Stares at. Oh women.]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well... I think you should come. It'll be fun!

[At least she's cute?]

[justicereigns]

[So cute.] You said no grumps allowed and we know who we are. [Because really, if you don't consider Smoker a grump, who even counts?]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[Well there was that one time when she was about six and he wasn't grumpy then.]

No grumping allowed. The point is to have fun.

[justicereigns]

[That's because he doesn't grump with kids. Not even pirate kids. Also, he'll go if she drags him, but not of his own volition ever.]

I have a different idea of what's fun than most people.

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[Oh she'll drag him there all right.]

So what's your idea of fun then, Smoker?

[justicereigns]

[Excellent. :3]

Arresting pirates. [Says this SO seriously.]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[She's been deadpanned. Selphie just nods.]

[justicereigns]

I suspect that's not in common with the rest of Luceti.

[Given all the pirates running free with friends.]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Well... not really... [Mental to Self Selphie: DON'T EVER TELL SMOKER ABOUT THE TIME YOU GOT ARRESTED AND TOSSED IN JAIL.]

[justicereigns]

[Quiet smirk.]

Didn't think so. [pfft, that wouldn't necessarily bother him. He's been in jail. :|a Although being BFFs with the Straw-Hat Crew would make him facepalm.]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[It's not like she's gone gallavanting off in the countryside with them. They're her friends and while she'd do anything for them, stealing isn't one of them. The kid does have her ethics you know.

So she'll just stick her tongue out at you instead.]

[justicereigns]

Heh.

[Smirks back.]

When's the party anyway? Not that I'm going.

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Saturday. And you're going.

[justicereigns]

[ooc: Fail mun was on a ferry that day and got sick (just starting to recover orz) IS IT TOO LATE TO TAG TO IT? Or should I just jump in anyway? >>]

What? Why?

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Because.

[ooc: it's called backtagging for a reason! xD]

[justicereigns]

That's not a reason. [Grumpy obstinate.]

[ooc: annnd massively late thread is go XD]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Because I'm asking nicely and saying pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top?

[justicereigns]

[Huffs.] That won't work.

[Except where it totally will.]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[So she'll smile all cute and sweetly. Smoker, how are your teeth not rotting out of your face yet?]

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?

[justicereigns]

[Oh god, he caves.]

Okay, okay. [Rubs his face.] But don't blame me if I'm not a party person.