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Age is just a number. 34. 35. Close enough, right?

[There's a drunk slur to his words followed by the clink of rocks being stacked and summarily falling over.]

Damn it! These rocks are defective. [~~As opposed to functional rocks?~~] Tashigi!

[....] Oh right. She's not here. Tch. Maybe a whole rum cake wasn't such a great idea after all.

[This has been a public service announcement. Don't drink and post folks. Anyone looking to find our drunk White Hunter might find him stomping around the dark, looking for non-defective... rocks. He's also carrying around a bottle of Rhum brand rum. And he's a prime target for messing with. Happy Birthday Smoker.]

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[He can be dented, if that helps.] ARE YOU PREPARED TO FACE ME?

[If nothing else, Smoker will probably just shift to smoke and drunkenly stumble-ish and smack the ground. :| It will be epic battle! Obviously.]

BRING IT ON PUNK!

[Why is there smoke. Is he overheating.] COME ON!

[Yes.]

No you! Don't tell me what to do! [Worst fight sequence, ever.]

[And Robo-Ky isn't even drunk.] I'LL DO ANYTHING I WANT.

[They're so hardcore.]

Then do it and shut up! [Wait, wut.]

FINE! I WILL!

[And he's shooting laser beams from his eyes at Smoker's feet, because he can.]

[Just moves and shifts to smoke where it's too hot.] That's the best you got? Flashlights?

[Flashlights!?] STOP CHEATING!

[Laser beams. And he's drunk.]

Nah man, don't feel like it. [Moves closer with the jitte.]

[Then Smoker can have a rocket fist! Because Robo-Ky is angry at his cheating!]

[Unfortunately, Smoker's drunk and his reflexes are dulled, especially on top of the powers being dimmed. So he's just taking that punch hard with a small grunt and narrowing his eyes and aiming to pounce and smack Ky with his jitte.]

[Robo-Ky is a short an arm for a moment! So, while he's busy trying to deal with that loss, he's getting a jitte in his face because he wasn't paying much attention.

... He's been dented.]

[Normally Smoker wouldn't let up at this, but the thing seems pretty out of it already so he's pulling back into a defensive posture again, eyes still narrowed and hyper-focused on the enemy at hand.]

[If he were human, he'd be complaining about a headache right about now. But he's not, so he's kind of stumbling back onto the ground, trying to figure out what just happened and why his vision was... perhaps a little messed up.

Don't worry. He's got this fight in the bag. Definitely.] WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

I failed to get my ass handed to me.

Want to try that again? I'll be on guard this time.

[Is that... taunting? Oh. Oh. Oh. It's on.] THAT'S IT! I'LL DESTROY YOU RIGHT NOW!

[With that! He just waits, sword in hand. Which he got back, by the way.]

[It's definitely taunting and Smoker hasn't moved out of his defensive stance with the jitte at the ready.]

Oh, I'm quaking in my boots.

GOOD! [He's going to start his approach with a quick dash forward, and wildly swing his sword around because hey, why not?]

Tch. No control. [Smacks the arm with the sword and goes to pin Ky down, though being a robot, this is a lot less effective, how do you hit vital organs with a police club on a robot after all?]

[Well then. Hello, ground. Robo-Ky thinks they should stop meeting like this, so often.

Since Robo-Ky doesn't really have vital organs, hitting him anywhere with the jitte would probably be as effective as anywhere else. Denting him more will certainly hurt his... mechanical pride.

However, he's starting to make whirring noises. As if he had something up his sleeve!] BZZZT.

Had enough metal brat? [Poke poke poke.]

[This will sufficiently answer that question, hopefully. In which case, his lower half of his body is going to be transforming into something like a horse. That may or may not kick Smoker right off of on top of him.

That's what he's aiming for, at least.] HAHAHAH!

[That definitely works because wtf, apparently he's dealing with Franky.]

Unf... [Kicked in the gut, oh pain.] The hell?!

[Then eyes narrow, because the dude is part robo!horse.]

I heard about this attack. Centaur mode. [Mistaken identity, congrats, he now thinks you're a pirate.]

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