[You know what's hard to do as almost half your height and weight, and minus all the gruff intimidating appearance? Swear at pirates and adequately scare them. His heart is barely in it.]
Fuck off asshole. [Lighting up more cigars now. And trying to figure out how to stomp around in boots twice as big as he can really wear.]
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Fuck off asshole. [Lighting up more cigars now. And trying to figure out how to stomp around in boots twice as big as he can really wear.]