Smoker (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
justicereigns) wrote2012-02-15 02:07 pm
justicereigns) wrote2012-02-15 02:07 pm
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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]
What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]
Ah hell... I have boobs.
Fuck you Malnosso.
[He... she rather, clears her voice.]
S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.
[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]
Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!
What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]
Ah hell... I have boobs.
Fuck you Malnosso.
[He... she rather, clears her voice.]
S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.
[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]
Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!
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Silence.
For over a month.
And the big bad, extraordinarily gruff but surprisingly reasonable jitte-wielding Marine with a fondness for cigars is back...
as a woman???
Pardon Lupin while he laughs. Yes, it does hurt. No, he has no regrets.]
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Fuck off asshole. [Lighting up more cigars now. And trying to figure out how to stomp around in boots twice as big as he can really wear.]
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[He's not laughing now, but the echoes of it are still there in his voice.] --ow. Sorry. It's just...wow. This was unexpected!
[Glare and swear all you want, the Thief is just happy that the Marine is back, no matter her current shape or gender.]
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Are you interested?
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[TRYING TOO HARD to make his voice manlier and gruffer. Which gives him the lovely sound of... well trying too hard.]
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Can't speak for her, but seems she's been productive. Ran a town meeting. I'm sure she can give you the details later.
So. You have boobs. Are they nice?
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You get new jeans, obviously.
[Answering the last part.]
I'll go and help Smoker if he needs help. But if you, miss, know where he is maybe you could help him by yourself.
[And being a jerk, yes. Welcome back, he was worried.]
[Audio] Guess what, you get the sexy icon first :D
Shut up. [It's a growl, sounding ALMOST like Smoker if 3 octaves too high. And then it just goes straight into squeaky whining.] I'm not even sure where I am yet! And I think the jacket is long enough to cover things, but...
[And now the tone is just pouty. He's going to hate himself when he's back to normal.] I don't want anyone to see me like this.
What date is it anyway?
[Audio] yay! but he's not impressed
You just missed Valentine's day. But I'm sure some guy will be happy to accept your chocolates if you explain why you're late.
[Yeah, he feels sorry for you, man.]
Fine, I'll search for you... You sure they didn't change your mind as well?
[That whining and pouting, don't tell him it was always there, he's sure it wasn't.]
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If he was any lesser of a man (or pirate), he might consider flirting. But he/she/it said "Smoker". Bang goes that theory. So time for some trolling.]
Well, that sucks, Smoker-chan. You just missed Valentine's Day, now you can't get any chocolate.
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[So very sarcastic.]
The hell? You're still here? The Malnosso usually would have sent you back by now.
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[He pauses and lets out a sigh.] Not like they'd have anything to send me back to.
[voice] icon just for lulz
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[Oh god so confused.]
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Hey Princess. [YUP HE IS A WOMAN.] The Malnosso did this. [Gestures down to the chest :|]
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Hey Smoker. How're ya feelin?
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[NO NOT REALLY. But he couldn't resist making SOME sort of joke. Since Zenigata asked.]
How do you think?
[Sorry man, he knows Zenigata is just concerned, but this is unsettling, and he's a jerk. Still there's a heavy sigh as he gets his snark under control.]
I'm not injured beyond being a foot and a half too short and... [Boobs :|]
How's everything here been?
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Welcome back! Did you go on a little trip?
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[Thank you Grune. He missed you.]
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B-Besides the... unfortunate obvious... are you alright?
And d-do you... have a new p-preference of pronoun, for the moment...?
[... It might be telling that Robert sounds completely blasé about asking this question, as if it happens all the time.]
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No preference. I'll try to get over my concerns about this as soon as I have pants.
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[Voice] gah need more femme icons so preeeetend
[Voice] /duitfully pretends!
[Voice] ty!
[Voice] Don't worry, it's no big deal anyway. <3 I have IMAGINATION!!! /rainbow in hands
[Voice] [Locked 85%] Yaaaaayy
[Voice] [Locked 85%] ;w;
[Voice] [Locked 85%] *pets him ;;*
[Voice] [Locked 85%] ;;... all the sads...
[Voice] [Locked 85%] *MORE PETS*
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eventedin love with makes her curious.. ]... Is something wrong with him?
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[YAY! Someone who believed his horribly fail cover story! Or at least is pretending to.]
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