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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

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Hey Ginia. How's Luceti been?

[TRYING TOO HARD to make his voice manlier and gruffer. Which gives him the lovely sound of... well trying too hard.]

Hah, Ginia's checked out for a bit, Alice here.

Can't speak for her, but seems she's been productive. Ran a town meeting. I'm sure she can give you the details later.

So. You have boobs. Are they nice?

Oh good. You're probably better equipped to handle--

[THEN he catches that last part. And just narrows his eyes in exasperation. And looks down. And pokes them. :|] They're all right. I guess. They're weird. Squishy. [Like. All boobs. Good job Smoker.] They seem like they'd be hard to fight in. Every time I turn-- [Blinks realizing how FEROCIOUSLY AWKWARD this entire thing is, and flushes again, clearing his throat.] They're annoying. [Tsuns...]

Wait... town meeting sounds interesting. [Must. Change. Subject.]

What size we talking about? We talking about cute little ladies or did the Malnosso make you into a silicone queen?

Yeah, got some notes about it. There's summaries over at the Welcome Center.

I don't know what that means. If I had to guess, I'd say Double D. [Yup. There's lots of blushing there, but he will be STRONG and manly about this... yes even this.]

I'll check out the notes when I can then. What's the date?

Damn. Maybe there's a good sports bra around or something. Give you some support.

Already happened back on the 6th. Seems like some good things were discussed.

Che... is that really necessary? [As a (certain type of) man, he hates bras on principle. They are the enemy and should only ever be undone.] I mean the jacket mostly covers them anyway. [Stop him Ginia. He'd have to arrest himself for indecent exposure.] And I hate shirts. [Even now see where his priorities lie?]

6th of January? Geez they took me for a couple of weeks?

...Nope! Not at all! You might be a little cold, but you're good to go! [Ginia may be a good influence. Alice? NOPE.]

February, actually. It's the 15th now.

[Welp, good thing Luceti has no nudity laws. :|] I can deal with cold, I've still got my devil fruit.

[LONG PAUSE.] What. Seriously? That long? That's nice of them, to let me skip Valentine's Day. [He somehow, doubts this was just out of the kindness of their hearts =\]

Then no problem, right?

So nice and sweet of them, but honestly, don't think anything's actually happening. [Says the affected one.]

Precisely.

Really? That's a relief. No fucked up red hearts everywhere or baby cupid decorations? [He hates those :|]

Nothing. It's all pretty normal if you ask me.

Nice and boring?

Did I miss a shift?

I don't know. [Yep. Helpful.]

Guess I'll check those notes.

Wait, if it's boring, how come you're out? No offense.

None taken. Girl needs a mental break maybe? Giles left. It's been hard on her.

Giles is gone?

[The frown is audible. He never really got along with the man, between Grell and Jack Sparrow and everything else in between, but they were starting to reach a point.] Hn. Poor kid. [Yes... Ginia's a kid =\] All right, at least the village isn't in trouble.

She's coping, but hey, here I am. But yeah, looks all peachy around here.

Want to come help me figure out how to do jitte lessons in this body later?

[She can point out that unless he wants to keep flashing everyone whenever he does a move he'll have zip up. Or not. Her call.]

Sure thing. I have a double date tonight, but my afternoon is free.

What really? That was... [Fast? He won't say that though.] Who with?

Helios. Going with Adele and Tony too.

Adele the new doctor? Perfect. She's signing up for lessons, I was about to suggest she should meet you too.

Well, have fun on your date.

Already done. She's our housemate.

So much the better. Trustworthy in your opinion?

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