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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

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Nothing. It's all pretty normal if you ask me.

Nice and boring?

Did I miss a shift?

I don't know. [Yep. Helpful.]

Guess I'll check those notes.

Wait, if it's boring, how come you're out? No offense.

None taken. Girl needs a mental break maybe? Giles left. It's been hard on her.

Giles is gone?

[The frown is audible. He never really got along with the man, between Grell and Jack Sparrow and everything else in between, but they were starting to reach a point.] Hn. Poor kid. [Yes... Ginia's a kid =\] All right, at least the village isn't in trouble.

She's coping, but hey, here I am. But yeah, looks all peachy around here.

Want to come help me figure out how to do jitte lessons in this body later?

[She can point out that unless he wants to keep flashing everyone whenever he does a move he'll have zip up. Or not. Her call.]

Sure thing. I have a double date tonight, but my afternoon is free.

What really? That was... [Fast? He won't say that though.] Who with?

Helios. Going with Adele and Tony too.

Adele the new doctor? Perfect. She's signing up for lessons, I was about to suggest she should meet you too.

Well, have fun on your date.

Already done. She's our housemate.

So much the better. Trustworthy in your opinion?

Do you think she would be if she weren't?

Hah. Good. I'd hate to train a pirate.

[Even though he already knew she couldn't be, since she mentioned not having any fighting experience.]

[And I'm going to say this part is after talking with Lupin.]

So what's the deal with Tony Stark's fighting in the tunnels?

A bunch of people slugging it out with each other to prove they have balls? I don't know.

So it really is as stupid as it already sounded?

[Facepalms.] They realize the Malnosso are the enemy. What's the point of beating each other up? [Even Smoker's resisted his urge to beat up and arrest the pirates. They should have to do the same >:| Okay that might be slight jealousy, but no he still thinks they're dumb.]

Pretty much. Did you expect anything more from a fight club?

Who knows. Feels good punching someone?

Tch. Even the marines ban that sort of thing.

[Well. Most of the time. Individuals sparring or outright fighting is different though.]

Well... yes. [What? It does feel nice punching someone who deserves it. Keywords: someone who deserves it.]

Tsk. Any chance of rounding these idiots up for proper lessons once they're healed?

Don't know. Maybe? More Ginia's kind of thing to put out feelers and rope people in. Ask her.

Leave her a note for me for when she gets back.

Thanks for the info though Alice.

So are you the one dating Tonton? [Yup, just called him Lupin's nickname for him. Because. Well, why not.]

Sure thing.

Tonton-- Oh, him? No! I'm dating Helios. Adele is dating Hot Rod.

Hot Rod? [Oh, screw trying to help Lupin's nickname, this one is kind of funnier.]

Adele is, really? [He thought she was smarter than that, BUT he won't say that. Out loud.]

Yep. Been at it for awhile.

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